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GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
@GafieldStan
I love Garfield she/her
Hell, MI
Joined September 2020
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Dec 7, 2021
    Replying to @Render_Archive
    Never stood a fuckin chance
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @_bobbinalong_
    Turning your rival into a baby and then adopting her with her boyfriend might be the craziest power move in all of history
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Feb 27, 2023
    Netflix when large amounts of people are getting hacked vs Netflix when people share passwords
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Feb 23, 2025
    Replying to @M1das_OW2
    Dr Phil, Ben Shapiro, Elon Musk , and Will Smith
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Oct 27, 2025
    Replying to @RealSnizzy
    I assumed she was lesbian because I hate straight people #darkwoke
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Jun 30, 2025
    Replying to @midtowncowboys
    The one funny Helluva boss joke and it’s taken from king of the hill💔
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Oct 13, 2025
    Replying to @Turbofurby
    Polar express to hunger games to five nights at Freddy’s is a fucking generational career wtf
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Jul 22, 2025
    Replying to @NiggaDuhPharaoh
    Replacing ragecomics with wojaks is like cultural appropriation
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Sep 24, 2025
    Replying to @ProdigyxCD
    Fire Emblem/Final Fantasy/Resident Evil fans
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Mar 17, 2025
    Replying to @yozahir
    Idk where the narrative that atheists are the annoying ones comes from, I can take one step in Instagram or TikTok without getting bombarded with Bible verses
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Jun 11, 2025
    Replying to @AndreSegers
    “You wouldn’t believe it, there’s actually a tiny PlayStation 2 inside every switch 2. Guess that’s 3.5 million more.”
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Sep 13, 2025
    Replying to @jtktducker
    “How autistic is this child ranking sheet”
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Jun 4, 2025
    Replying to @EckhartsLadder
    George Lucas would probably say a character is bulletproof, and when someone asks “don’t they shoot lasers” he’d go on a long tangent about how gun lasers in Star Wars are actually called bullets for some convoluted reason
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    GarfieldStan🏳️‍⚧️
    @GafieldStan
    Aug 6, 2024
    I’m crying
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