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Garlic Bread πŸ₯–
@GarlicBread69
1 part garlic. 1 part bread. Gambit fan and collector.
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    @GarlicBread69
    Aug 20, 2023
    Replying to @ojvhteuhyhes and @uncooljerk
    This implies the existence of mutual funds in Barbieland
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    @GarlicBread69
    Jan 19, 2025
    Replying to @theepopprince
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    Jan 1, 2025
    Replying to @GirlThatsJMeals
    I love that they included the cuck chair
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    @GarlicBread69
    Mar 20, 2023
    Replying to @UberFacts
    Scarlett Johansson for the crime of not being with me
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    @GarlicBread69
    Mar 6, 2025
    Replying to @shOoObz and @theashleyray
    She looks like she got out of bed just to record this
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    @GarlicBread69
    May 7, 2024
    Replying to @gayest_tone
    Some years ago a Muslim congressman was about to get sworn in but someone objected to him swearing on a Quran. So as a power move he got Benjamin Franklin’s Quran and swore on that.
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    @GarlicBread69
    Sep 7, 2024
    Replying to @robermem
    I need a kink expert to explain this particular humiliation fetish because I don’t get it
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    Jan 12, 2025
    Replying to @getfiscal
    DJ Khaled has famously not uttered a word, so she just hates him for being famous while Palestinian?
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    @GarlicBread69
    Nov 20, 2024
    Replying to @bigcontentguy
    I love the commitment of him not selling a single car to cover said debt
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    @GarlicBread69
    May 1, 2025
    Replying to @ShadesOfElias
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    Jun 10, 2025
    Replying to @GarlicCorgi
    He turned his life around
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    Feb 7, 2024
    Replying to @GarettJones
    The guy who coined the term alpha from observing a pack of wolves, wrote a second book saying he had it wrong
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    @GarlicBread69
    Apr 28, 2024
    Replying to @lukeoneil47
    There’s not enough pawn shops with old men giving children a guitar for free because they see promise in them anymore and it shows in todays music
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    Nov 5, 2024
    Replying to @davidgross_man
    Divorced dad’s are allowed to be liberals too.
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