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Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️
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Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️
@GarrettPetersen
Technology brother. Dad. Actual IRL purple cyclops.
Opinions expressed are the official opinions of my employer, my country, and the entire human race.
- The war on sexual harassment was won. But at what cost?45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person
- There's a time tested way to cement international alliances, and I shouldn't have to spell it out.
- Replying to @facts_denierPut the cabinet in an airplane. Fly to a high altitude. Dive towards the Earth, creating a temporary zero-g environment within the plane. Open the cabinet and gather up the plates before the end of the dive.
- This is an actual tragedy and all the comments are dunking on her because of a meme.Pictured: Teenage hiker hurled 400ft to her death by a bear as it's revealed she made frantic call to cops begging to know what to do while being chased before she was dragged away by 'rabid' animal in front of her boyfriend trib.al/1LbFJXK
BREAKING: Japan shuts border to all foreigners- Look at those weekend dips, followed by a huge fall at the end of the school year. I guess OpenAI is mainly a school cheating/learning tool.what the freak happened to openai june 6th
- My mom had a saying: "shoot the cripples first" It means that you should order tasks from easiest to hardest. After using this saying in a work meeting, it occurred to me to Google the origin of the phrase. Google came up with one instance of it, written by me years ago.
- Replying to @captgouda24I think it's sometimes OK to ban stuff just because it's gross.
- I'm gonna direct Frozen III and make it primarily about military tactics to draw in a male audience.
- Modern novels are almost always told from the perspective of the imaginary movie camera of the movie the author expects the book to be adapted into. Back in 1818 you had to justify why any of this was written down.At one point in Frankenstein you're reading the story of a Turkish girl, told to a Frenchman, overheard by the monster, who's narrating it afterwards to Victor, who's recounting it to an English sea captain, who's writing it down in a letter to his sister
- OK hear me out: a web browser that doesn't connect to the web at all. It just hallucinates every pixel like AI Minecraft
- I have this theory of a domino effect from sexual harassment law to workplaces cracking down on romance to the broader culture turning against courtship in all spaces except for dating apps. Exhibit 9274:
- Aw man, she deleted this banger. I was only able to screenshot the preview.
