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Garrett Watts
@Garrett_Watts
Current bug/future ghost. Video maker. Never learned my times tables. Very good at eating breakfast burritos. Biz: [email protected]
Los Angeles, CA
youtube.com/garrettwatts
Joined March 2009
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Dec 8, 2017
    Last night it was cold & windy & when I opened my door this cricket hopped in, so I set him up good for the night: - lil’ pot of water - pickle & Swiss cheese - left airpod w/ Frank Ocean playing This morning I let him go & he hopped away happily. I miss him & hope he’s good
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Apr 14, 2020
    Welp. That’s it. It’s official. My heart has melted.
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Nov 26, 2018
    I went on a date last night and while attempting to eat a fried mozzarella stick I somehow bit my tongue so hard that my front teeth actually connected through my tongue and blood spilled out of my mouth 🤗
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Jul 27, 2018
    I love @youtube & am grateful for their efforts & platform, but... *inhales* WHOEVER’S RUNNING THE TRENDING PAGE NEEDS TO WAKE UP & GET BEHIND MY BOY @shanedawson CAUSE HE’S ELEVATING THE GAME & INSPIRING MILLIONS DAILY! To blatantly NOT support creators doing that is INSANE.
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Apr 28, 2020
    Oh my god.
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Jan 20, 2020
    If you’re seeing this at night or scare easily, maybe don’t finish reading this tweet: but I’m editing a video rn about exploring an abandoned hospital built in the 1890’s and when I caught this in one of the video frames I legit felt sick & had to stop editing for the night.
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Jul 28, 2018
    SHANE: * Always gives new creators YT platforms * Donates 30k to protect foster dogs * Makes beloved 100mil+viewed YT series * Buys YT creator 40k car to help him * Raises bar for every creator on YT * Uploads 1,719+ vids for a decade equaling 3,977,560,373 views for YT YOUTUBE:
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Apr 4, 2019
    Someone please take my debit card away from me.
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Dec 29, 2019
    I am cripplingly self-conscious & it’s something I battle every damn day. I know I’m not alone in this so as a big F*€k you! to that part of our brains, let’s all share a photo of ourselves that we love the way we look in & let’s keep that self-love energy moving into 2020! :.-)
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Dec 12, 2018
    K I’ma say it: Santa’s reindeer are clout-chasing bullies. One min they’re shaming Rudolph: -laughing at him -calling him names -not letting him join in on games UNTIL he’s Santa’s new superstar, THEN suddenly “OH how they love him” 😒 Get rekt u fake ass plain-nosed reindeer.
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Jun 3, 2018
    Something sad happened today that inspired a thought that I’d love to share with anyone who cares to read this. I mean no shade to any one person with my words but I’ve seen remarkable, generous people be needlessly lowkey bullied for this & I’d like to shed some light on it...
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Nov 23, 2016
    Hello. My name is Garrett & welcome to my Twitter. Love u.
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Apr 19, 2018
    Imagine a bee in a little tiny ghost costume
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    Garrett Watts
    @Garrett_Watts
    Oct 26, 2018
    When Voldemort hears that Umbridge took over as headmaster
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