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GBR
@GayBearRes
Not financial or investment advice. This account will never be monetized or offer financial opportunities. All GBR posts are, and have always been, satire.
Joined March 2023
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Nov 7, 2025
    The funniest thing is about to happen
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    Dividendology
    @dividendology
    Nov 6, 2025
    I just realized this. Today is officially the first day Bank of America stock has fully recovered from the Global Financial Crisis. Wow.
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Jul 23, 2025
    You don’t hate Boomers enough
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    MarketWatch
    @MarketWatch
    Jul 23, 2025
    ‘I have a degree in economics’: I’m 70, earn $250K a year and have $3.7 million in investments. Is it time to retire? trib.al/l3JCSmp
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Jun 5, 2025
    I shit you not, this is Deloitte’s new Instagram marketing message: We make our employees work insane hours over the weekend so you don’t have to.
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Nov 6, 2025
    Airbnb has one incredible use case: you want to travel with a large group and don’t want to pay for 3+ hotel rooms. Outside of that, people realized they were better off just getting a hotel room.
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    Amy Nixon
    @texasrunnerDFW
    Nov 4, 2025
    Curious to get people’s thoughts on why, after a blockbuster IPO and continued growth, Airbnb stock has performed so poorly over the past 5 years relative to other tech stocks
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Oct 31, 2025
    I suspect there will be a rude awakening for many former Amazon employees
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Jun 5, 2025
    Isn’t that how it should be? 3 screenshots
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Nov 9, 2025
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    Kaz Nejatian
    @nejatian
    Nov 8, 2025
    50 year mortgage is probably the most pro-homeowner government policy of the last two decades.
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Oct 20, 2025
    Replying to @collin_ruth89 and @sur4js
    Why you trying to dox a poor single mom you just laid off?
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Aug 6, 2025
    An incredibly well written column that connects 1) how we have constructed suburbs; 2) pedestrian deaths; 3) the criminalization of parenting; and 4) the isolating manner in which kids are raised.
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Jul 24, 2025
    Incredibly damning article about 1 of the Top 3 MBA Programs in the country. I’ll try to get some key excerpts here but I would suggest reading the whole article.
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Oct 14, 2025
    If there’s one saving grace, it might be that China is as retarded as we are
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Jul 17, 2025
    I thought women would be celebrating the fact that he's cheating with someone age appropriate
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    Buzzing Pop
    @BuzzingPop
    Jul 17, 2025
    Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Oct 20, 2025
    Replying to @collin_ruth89 and @sur4js
    Sounds like you got something to hide.
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    GBR
    @GayBearRes
    Nov 7, 2025
    Replying to @Libertarian1777
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