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GENERAL SAM
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GENERAL SAM
@GeneralSamsSec
professional ass. Youtube: youtube.com/generalsam123 Podcast: youtube.com/c/ForeheadFabl… Evil Twin: youtube.com/@SeneralGam
Tallahassee, FL
Joined November 2018
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Jan 4, 2023
    my audience and I have such a great relationship i love you guys
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    GENERAL SAM
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    Apr 17, 2025
    Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass
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    GENERAL SAM
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    Dec 31, 2024
    little fucking kids interrupting my grown up time
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    May 21, 2024
    I’m running out of reasons to wake up in the morning
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Apr 8, 2025
    I told my daughter i'd build her a Steve's Lava Chicken Shack from the minecraft movie and now i can't figure out how to do it and she's on the verge of tears
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    GENERAL SAM
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    Mar 6, 2023
    Sons of The Forest is so gross can you believe i golf clubbed a baby for 30 minutes and the game never once told me to stop.
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Jul 25, 2024
    Replying to @Boogie2988
    Ur one of those freaks that gets off to being humiliated and pitied aren’t you
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Mar 7, 2020
    My grandma said she enjoyed Django Unchained until the hero was shot by that German feller I said grandma what the fuck
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Jan 21, 2025
    pow right in the kisser
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Apr 18, 2023
    anyone else sus about how quick all the streamers jumped on planes to get outta here once Creator Clash was over with
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    Daily Loud
    @DailyLoud
    Apr 18, 2023
    Florida Governor Ron DeSantis pushes death penalty for child rapists.
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    GENERAL SAM
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    May 17, 2024
    she was in debt and i got nothing
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    May 17, 2024
    Got a court date to get my inheritance. This is huge. Court fit yay or nay?
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    GENERAL SAM
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    Jan 20, 2025
    After seeing Elon do that nazi salute at the inauguration I just want to clarify that I’m not actually Jewish I was lying.
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Nov 18, 2023
    Replying to @dreamwastaken
    we are collectively about to give you a wedgie dude shut up
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    GENERAL SAM
    @GeneralSamsSec
    Apr 26, 2024
    The tarkov kids will scream. The tarkov kids will moan. The tarkov kids will threaten. The tarkov kids will still get on and stream tarkov tomorrow.
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