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    @Get_effed
    May 9, 2023
    Have any of you considered blocking and ignoring the worst people in the world rather than sharing every stupid, abhorrent thing they've ever said or what
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    @Get_effed
    Jan 3, 2024
    You don't see dogs gleefully running out of a butcher's shop with a string of sausages any more because of woke
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    @Get_effed
    Jun 30, 2024
    Even Oceangate made better subs than Southgate
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    Dec 31, 2023
    Christmas adverts: "Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It's Christmas!" New year adverts: "Look at what you've done to yourself, you fat sack of shit"
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    Sep 2, 2024
    When BBC2 got rid of these idents
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    Natasha Carter
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    Sep 1, 2024
    Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?
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    Sep 9, 2024
    Oxford and Cambridge universities should only be allowed to enter one team each in University Challenge rather than a team for every single fucking college they've got
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    Populism Updates
    @PopulismUpdates
    Sep 7, 2024
    Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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    @Get_effed
    Sep 8, 2024
    Might text Capital FM to ask them to keep the tunes coming
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    @Get_effed
    May 26, 2024
    National service but for people in their 50s and 60s that appear to think they lived through World War 2
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    @Get_effed
    Nov 3, 2024
    Nelson Muntz revealing that he's a massive Andy Williams fan is one of the most delightful Simpsons moments
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    Criminalsimpsons
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    Nov 3, 2024
    Replying to @Criminalsimpson
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    @Get_effed
    Jul 5, 2022
    BREAKING NEWS: Nadine Dorries has handed her resignation into John Major
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    @Get_effed
    Jan 16, 2022
    Nadine Dorries rotates the square in Tetris
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    @Get_effed
    Nov 26, 2024
    Chris Rea is in his 70s. Maybe his fucking family should drive to see him for once
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    Jan 12, 2024
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    Mirror TV
    The Mirror
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    Jan 12, 2024
    Holly Willoughby breaks three-month social media silence with four powerful words mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bre…
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    Jul 24, 2024
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    Drivelcast
    @drivelcast
    Jul 24, 2024
    Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"
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