Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”
Thee Aries
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Thee Aries
@GiftedAsia
Mad Scientist • Dreamer
- They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat
- I’ll never ever take this role from her. This is her greatest workjennifer lopez during fittings and make up tests for 'selena', 1996
00:00 - Good! I want a 6 bd, 3 Bath for $47Dude the housing market is gonna crash
- These tampon commercials are the reason no one believes periods are a terrible and painful experience. They be having bitches running through a field of flowers, partying at clubs and hanging with the girls every night of the week. Tuh!
- my niece’s 11th birthday was yesterday. She told me a boy in her grade gave her some perfume and scented lotions. Look what he gave her 😭
- A best friend can also be a soul mate. 7 billion people in this world and counting and y’all think soul mates only come in the form of a romantic partner? dead
- Somebody said white people shouldnt be mad about Black Panther cause they got Pink Panther LMAOOOOO. Fucking screaming
- me practicing how I’d give my boyfriend Plan B money if men could get pregnant lol
00:00 - y’all be rapists in plain sight
- I just wanna know why she’s in a house full of Chief Keefs eating cereal with water lmaoLMAO 😂 why is this little girl in this environment??? x.com/MallyMack_/sta…
- Not wanting kids because you know you’re selfish and too emotionally absent to care for them is not the villain y’all make it out to be. That’s one less child that would have to experience neglect. That’s one less kid in the foster system or one less abused kid
- Places like iHop, Applebees, Buffalo Wild Wings, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse are truly gems. Like it must suck pretending to hate those places cause the internet said it was tacky and cheap.
