I still don't know why Luigi Mangione went to McDonald's
Gilbus Roy
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Gilbus Roy
@GilbusRoy
Logical block cobbler with a hotel fruity whip
- The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.
- Replying to @GilbusRoyOn my porches I have 2 chairs, a bench, a table, a drying rack, 3 bikes that are locked up, a water gun and a copy of Gremlins 2: The New Batch on VHS
- I introduce a gun in the first act but no one gets shot in act 3. This is a play about responsible gun ownership.
- If you commit suicide someone on social media will say you "unalived" yourself they will say "RIP y'all stay prayed up" is that what you want
- America's Funniest Botched Suicide Videos
- Being a cinephile means your whole thing is you sit in a chair for three hours that's your whole interesting personality is that you like to sit in a chair
- Go to college. You'll make one friend, live with people who don't do dishes for a few years, come out of it with twenty thousand dollars of debt and no skills at all. Don't miss out. Go to college.
- Because of my ADHD I can't focus on the victim impact statements unless I am allowed to smoke cigarettes in the courtroom
- I could have told you that all the King's horses would not be able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again it's the hooves
- But if it's morally wrong then why does God want me to jack off to it? 🤔 Riddle me this Batman
- Is music still good? Has a single good album come out this year?
- I am practicing mindfulness so I can experience my anxiety as fully as possible with no escape
