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@GirlCode
Your favorite comedians from “Girl Code” and “Guy Code” reunite to weigh in on the year that 2020 has turned in to be. Premiering 9/17 9pm ET on @MTV. #2020Code
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    Official Account of MTV's Girl Code
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    @GirlCode
    Nov 14, 2013
    Girls are just as disgusting as guys are -- we just cover it up better.
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    @GirlCode
    Nov 22, 2013
    I want an engagement ring so big that people will worry about my safety when swimming.
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    @GirlCode
    Nov 26, 2013
    I'm okay with a princess throwing up on my hand as long as the result is a ring like Kate Middleton's. #GirlCode
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    @GirlCode
    Oct 25, 2013
    If you got it, flaunt it! #GirlCode
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    @GirlCode
    Jul 30, 2013
    #ImSingleBecause he hasn't returned my calls:
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    @GirlCode
    Feb 24, 2014
    The "mo" in Monday stands for "mascara only" because that's all I can realistically handle today. #aintnobodygottimeformakeup
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    @GirlCode
    Nov 8, 2013
    I only use LOL ironically. Like, “Having a sh*tty day, about to punch someone, lulz.” #LOL
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    @GirlCode
    Jan 23, 2014
    People don’t want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.
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    @GirlCode
    Feb 20, 2014
    Boyfriends are nice, but having the whole bed to myself is even nicer. #sorrynotsorry
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    @GirlCode
    Dec 6, 2013
    You don’t just go from kid to woman, you have to have that ugly duckling stage in-between.
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    @GirlCode
    Dec 11, 2014
    Cereal is definitely THE meal #GirlCode
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    @GirlCode
    Jan 25, 2014
    The perfect Friday night consists of an entire pizza, sweatpants, and Netflix.
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    @GirlCode
    Feb 8, 2014
    Boyfriends come and go, but pizza is forever. #pizza4ever
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    @GirlCode
    Aug 30, 2013
    The end of August means it's almost fall, which means I can almost wear pants, which means I can stop shaving my legs. #GirlCode

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