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Chef de cuisine Gondola
@GoodBoyMachine
Famous television chef
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Apr 30, 2021
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Feb 16, 2025
    That’s not why dude, it’s because they teach their children from a young age that public spaces should be respected and cleaned while in America we teach kids that everything the government does is bad
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    Kane 謝凱堯
    @kane
    Feb 16, 2025
    The reason Japanese cities can have nice public bathrooms is bc the penalty for vandalism is three years in prison, the penalty for drugs in a public space is seven years in prison, and penalty for drug trafficking is life, all with 99% conviction rate.
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Apr 12, 2022
    It's actually because their cities aren't designed for people to drive 65 mph in killdozers without regard for pedestrians
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Apr 13, 2021
    >wake up >read news >JAPAN DUMPING NUCLEAR WASTE IN OCEAN >read about it >oh it's waste water >oh they're treating it before releasing it >it's in line with international operating procedures of every nuclear power station on the planet >it's literally nothing cool website
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Jul 19, 2025
    remember when there was a meme of a bear and the bit was that the bear was a pedophile
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Sep 10, 2023
    LMAO
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Jun 12, 2025
    I’m sorry “oh no not work” is funny
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    Collin Rugg
    @CollinRugg
    Jun 11, 2025
    NEW: Two white liberals who were blocking traffic laugh and scoff at a black woman who was trying to get to work in New York City. Protester: These immigrants are having their children taken from them! Woman: But what about my kid?
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    FRONTLINES TPUSA
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    FRONTLINES TPUSA
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Aug 2, 2024
    🔒🔁
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    PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
    @patriottakes
    Aug 2, 2024
    JD Vance told his son to “shut the hell up” about his Pokémon cards while he was on the phone with Trump. Vance: “Son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu.”
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    May 19, 2024
    I'm probably less anti-AI than most people on here, but one thing that's really been pissing me off is app developers thinking that I want to "chat" with my apps. No dawg, if I want to "chat" I'll open the fucking chat app
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    Roni Rahman
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    May 19, 2024
    Google Maps just got upgraded! Now you can directly chat with it like ChatGPT. Here are 5 new awesome features available on Maps:
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Jan 7, 2025
    He’s wrong about disco elysium but I get where he’s coming from. A lot of people think video games are good when they have “good writing”, ignoring the main differentiating factor of video games as a medium being their interactivity
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Jun 12, 2025
    Replying to @GoodBoyMachine
    I can understand the frustration, every single day you are trained to believe work is necessary to reproduce your daily life. But disrupting this flow is exactly what a street blockade is intended to do
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Jun 7, 2025
    lol
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    sanstitre (commissions closed)
    @sanstitre2000
    Jun 7, 2025
    Why are evil dictatorships so good at propaganda it's unreal...
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Aug 5, 2023
    Do NOT look at the replies to this lmao
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    The Jazz Estate
    @thejazzestate
    Apr 5, 2023
    Thelonious Monk performing “Blue Monk” with Charlie Rouse on tenor saxophone, Larry Gales on bass and Ben Riley on drums live at the University Aula in Oslo, Noway, 1966.
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    Chef de cuisine Gondola
    @GoodBoyMachine
    Jul 10, 2025
    She really seems like she wants to be “the adult in the room” on every issue and mediate between the left wing which she sees as a bunch of well meaning children and the cold cruel world
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