Tumblr was such an insane era. Just a bunch of 14-year-olds learning graduate level gender and sexuality discourse from people with usernames like tac-hoe-belle
Anne πππ¦
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Anne πππ¦
@GovernorAnne
Phoenix Apologist | Competent Huntress | Canβt Sing and Dance But Can Talk | Forever in Pursuit of the Noble Javelina | Just Be Sayinβ Shit
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- If you think Jennyβs avoidance of Forrest is because she βfriend zonedβ him and not because, as the movie makes abundantly clear, she was a lifelong victim of physical and sexual violence and did not think she deserved Forrestβs love, just say you hate women and goJenny is on the Mount Rushmore of Underrated Villains: - Gave Forrest the run around the entire movie - Keeps Little Forrest away from him until she finds out heβs rich and wanted that Apple money - Puts Forrest in the friend zone when heβs poor. Gets richβ¦ βLetβs get marriedβ
- Nothing I hate more than when someone posts a picture of coastal Italy like βmy ancestors left this for Ohioβ your ancestors fled famine and tyrants for the richest topsoil on the planet and you get to bitch about it online because someone taught you how to read for free
- Imagine spending your entire childhood waking up early, traveling, competing, developing eating disorders, all just to get into Juilliard to become a professional dancer, and then you end up being a backup dancer at the Canva corporate employee summitβs tech rap battle numberThis is Lin-Manuel Mirandaβs fault
- At its core, this type of rock and roll is about middle class white boys getting together with their friends in their split-level basement to write music about their big feelings. But now the middle class is gone and those boys are addicted to video games and pornIs there a reason we donβt make music that sounds like this anymore or did it morph to something else
- Not the ring she asked for and itβs 10kt
This poor dude planned his proposal and she said NO in front of all of their family and friends because the ring was only $900 and came from Walmart. Personally, I think he dodged a bullet.Readers added contextPost originates from a fake Facebook page masquerading as a personal profile. Both images contain a watermark tying them to the Facebook page, showing the creator's intent to garner traffic to themselves. facebook.com/permalink.php?β¦ - Two animals susceptible to rabies living illegally in a guyβs home, one of them bit somebody, both had to be euthanized because the only way to test for rabies is with brain tissue. Thatβs it. Itβs really not that deepThe squirrel isn't just a squirrel Peanut is for everyone who has ever feared that someone more powerful than you could walk into your home and take something that you absolutely cherish away from you, for absolutely no good reason, with no recourse
- Replying to @GovernorAnneIf you lack the media literacy to understand this is a movie about a guy who, despite being someone who typically would not have found love, a father figure, family, and friendship (esp interracial friendship) but nonetheless lived a full life through compassion, donβt reply
- Replying to @GovernorAnneAlso, wait, one more thing to promoteβfrom the side, my toad looks like a little cat face
- What these people donβt understand is that the underlying sentiment of βweβd be at brunchββthe peace of mind of having a president who is boring and stable, chatting with your friends about something other than the newsβis actually way more appealing to way more peopleLibs will show up to protests unironically holding signs like this & never understand why they lose or why the left hates them.
- Replying to @honeyNonABGThe whole point of the movie is Forrest is the only man who saw Jenny for her heart and not for her actions, which were largely self-abusive because all she had ever known was abuse. Thatβs a level of complexity and forgiveness most men are incapable of when thinking about women
- Replying to @sixsarahsixIt stresses me out when my friends are like βLook he was the FIRST person to watch my storyβ because Iβm likeβ¦ thatβs probably just indicative of a screen addiction
- People with 3-D printers love making the junkiest junk that ever junked and then expect you to be like, wow, this is amazing, a plastic pencil case? You did this??
