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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
@Great_Chumpion
Cisgender. He/Him. Statistician. Ex-Nevadan and Ex-Bucks County, PA, Resident. Podcaster: …tant-election-of-our-lives.castos.com
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Jul 4, 2025
    > Gets cancelled > Put together a little animation where this guy we never heard of it is in tears by the news > Get saved by people who want him to be happy Fucking 10/10, no notes.
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    ToonHive
    @ToonHive
    Jul 4, 2025
    Tiny Chef announces he has been saved in new Instagram post: “The team is getting ready to turn the tiny cameras back on in Chefs tree stump home because you all have SAVED Tiny Chef!!!!”
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Jul 28, 2025
    Chuck Grassley, Senator from Iowa, is older than Bugs Bunny and might even have childhood memories when Big Bunny first appeared
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Jul 27, 2025
    Bugs Bunny turns 85.
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Jun 22, 2023
    When you take the "cis" out of "Christ", you are left with "HRT". Really makes you think.
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Oct 17, 2025
    Replying to @hecubian_devil
    Sliwa has told his supporters to focus on Mamdani's politics and not make cheap shots on ethnicity or religion, has pointed out a socialist have been mayor before and NYC is still here. Sliwa vs Zohran is the respectability in politics many want to return to
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Dec 10, 2023
    When I was a statistics TA responsible for grading papers, if the final answer for math problems wasn't the right answer, I'd check through their work and give them partial credit based on how many steps they got right. Because... They deserve credit for the steps they get right.
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Jul 20, 2024
    Replying to @danishacarterr
    "I am a warrior so my son can be a merchant, and his son can be a poet" - John Quincy Adams
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Jun 9, 2023
    Replying to @HardDriveMag
    I can't believe leftist Spider-Verse fans are making this political.
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Apr 14, 2024
    Replying to @taxspendlib
    The other day I went into a bathroom with a baby changing station and I was outraged. Do they understand how small of a percentage of the population is a baby?
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Jan 24, 2025
    Replying to @SenatorLuma
    People find it very confusing while also strangely logical when I tell them border enforcement under Democrats is actually typically stronger if for no other reason they're more competent at it
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Oct 2, 2024
    If it's a password or a number, courts see that as you using your own knowledge to incriminate yourself; that's right, this is this a fifth amendment protection. If it's fingerprints or facial recognition, though, they can force you to unlock it, as that's considered different.
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Oct 11, 2025
    In the 2001 film "Osmosis Jones", a film meant to be for children, in one of the songs Kidd Rock says, and I quote: "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory."
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    ashley ray
    @theashleyray
    Oct 11, 2025
    2000s misogyny was so bad and it’s like ppl have erased it from history. news anchors would talk about the countdown to lindsey lohan turning 18. THE MAN SHOW. i hope they serve beer in hell. pick up artists. constant rape jokes.
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Oct 9, 2025
    Illinois Governor Pritzker refuses to use taxpayer funds to build The Bears's new football stadium, citing the fact that the team certainly has the money to cover it.
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    More Perfect Union
    @MorePerfectUS
    Oct 9, 2025
    NEW: Buffalo Bills fans are paying up to $50,000 just to access seats in their new stadium. The stadium is largely taxpayer-funded, but the team is raising prices — and pricing fans out. Meanwhile, the Bills owner is worth over $14 billion.
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Nov 18, 2022
    Replying to @jeremysmiles
    Hello there new trainer. Would you like me to teach you how to catch a Pokémon? HOW ABOUT TYPE COMBINATIONS? Did you know your Pokémon can BATTLE!?!?
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    Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
    @Great_Chumpion
    Oct 4, 2025
    Replying to @nikicaga
    I can't believe Mr. Clean is a war criminal the establishment is protecting.
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