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Mike
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Mike
@GreatnessMJD
Dodger fan. Metalhead. Devin Townsend nut hugger. Newly minted pc gaming master racer. Deplorable garbage.
San Tan Valley, AZ
Joined March 2018
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Aug 3, 2025
    Replying to @Lexilehh
    Guys want a girl who wants to fuck 6 times a day until they meet a girl Who actually wants to fuck 6 times a day
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Oct 30, 2025
    Replying to @ShitpostRock
    You’re lucky to get a girl with only 10 bodies these days
    61K
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Apr 1, 2025
    Replying to @mrpyo1
    I hate April fools day
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Jan 22, 2025
    Science confirms big titties beats a big brain
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    May 10, 2025
    Replying to @anakinsaber
    Ohtani clearly believes fuck da police
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Aug 7, 2025
    Replying to @BlakeHHarris
    I’m starting to understand how angels fans felt
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Mar 26, 2025
    Replying to @riah4real
    Hi
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Jan 28, 2025
    Replying to @Rothmus
    He probably votes for all of that so fuck him
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Jul 3, 2025
    Replying to @carterbees
    It’s gotta be the hands in the sky part of his windup
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Aug 10, 2025
    Replying to @Honestly_Jake
    He’ll be only the second player to win 4 mvps and the first to win 2 in both leagues
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @MrQuilvioVergas
    Just when I thought I couldn’t like them more
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Aug 20, 2025
    Replying to @riah4real
    😈
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Dec 7, 2024
    Replying to @harleyxwest
    Nothing at all if you look good naked
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    Mike
    @GreatnessMJD
    Jan 24, 2023
    Replying to @maizie_star and @ThePostsOffice
    I can see why they would leave without her
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