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Hot Little Mongoose
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Hot Little Mongoose
@HLMongoose
Blocks early and often. Loves ⛄️, 🐕, 🧩️, 🍺, @DatelineNBC, #PS5 & #Peloton. #AdoptDontShop #FlyEaglesFly #Phillies #F1
Bluesky
Joined February 2009
- Replying to @HLMongooseSecond Chance Pet Adoption League (located in Morris Plains, NJ) doesn't appear to have a Twitter page, so here's their FB. Let's find Prancer a home!
- Replying to @SheTriD1“He hates men more than women do, which says a lot.” 😂
- Date: What do you do in your spare time? *thinks to myself: don't mention Twitter, don't mention Twitter, don't mention Twitter* Me: Read.
- HE SAID SOME PEOPLE ARE WORTH MELTING FOR AND THEN GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE. ⛄️❄️🇫🇮💍 #mongoosegoestofinland
- *reads through own tweets* *laughs at one with no stars* *grumbles "That was gold, motherfuckers. Gold."*
- Trending topics: Betty White Me: She better be ok! Roseanne Barr Me: What'd that bitch do now?
- O: 911 what's ur emergency? M: My iPod is trying to murder me. O: Excuse me? M: His songs...they're killing me. Softly. O: *click* M: Hello?
- Twitter keeps suggesting I find my friends to follow. I don't think Twitter knows why most of us are here.
- I mean, same. I don't like kids or most men, either.😂
- Today, we've replaced the water in the coffee maker with vodka. Let's see what happens.
