some of you might wonder, "Hannah, why are you constantly RTing tweets about various important leftist causes, but staying silent on them in your own tweets?"
excellent question! it's because i'm dumb as shit
Hannah
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Hannah
@HannahYoleau
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Joined January 2013
- Replying to @MaxKriegerVGmy favorite fact about these guys is that they have like next to no market research or menu testing operations. they just bring new potential menu items to the founder and he eats them all in a row and permanently adds the ones he likes to the menu
- one time an acclaimed science fiction author asked me to explain the concept of Dril to her. i did my best to tell her the basics without over-explaining, and she nodded curtly and said, "ah. i can see how that would be amusing." that memory's gonna haunt me til i'm in my grave
- Replying to @doulbedoinkLegend of Zachary video: Top 20 Boobs in Gaming [left and right boobs are ranked separately] Beyond the Joystick video: So, About that Song off the Omori Soundtrack that Hospitalized me... [tone of the video is very upbeat, the hospitalization is portrayed as a good thing]
- shoutout to the single most relatable character in all of fiction, this Drowzee who showed up to a fancy soiree stoned out of their goddamn mind and just sat down on a table
- Replying to @HannahYoleau and @MaxKriegerVGit makes me think of quaking peasants leading livestock into a dragon's lair, hoping that their sheep will appease this ancient and inscrutable beast
- drip god. drip god“I am sorry.” said Frog. “That hat is much too big for you. I will give you something else.” “No,” said Toad. “This hat is your present to me. I like it. I will wear it the way it is.”
- Replying to @HannahYoleau and @headfallsoffnothing feels worse in gaming than increasing a passive stat by 2%. i want to increase it by either at least 100% or 0%. there is zero middle ground
- oh hell yah. cancel my meetings for the next 3 hours, i'm watching this shit 6 times in a row. swordlovers can fuck off... this here is a Spear Account
- Replying to @headfallsoffi am going to increase my elemental resistance by 2%
- "hey Hannah you play Magic the Gathering right? which one is the trans color" you fool. you beautiful dope. my wonderful little king. they are all the trans color
- FEMININE DRAGON: i represent CHAOS. nobody likes me. that's my only feature ME: i love her MALE AUTHOR: no you're not supposed t ME: i would die for her
- the WWE UK tournament ruled because every single wrestler in it had the same backstory of "i'm 17 years old, i've been wrestling for 6 years, i was trained at a place called the Fuck Crank, and my main hobby is getting mugged at knifepoint over and over again"
- from here in on, whenever i catch one of you clowns using this terrible website, i’m going to barge into your mentions and ask “the fuck are you doing? you BROWSING?”
