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Hans Fiene 🦬
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Hans Fiene 🦬
@HansFiene
Pastor, creator of @LutheranSatire, Hoosier in exile. Blocked by Dikembe Mutombo.
United States
Joined March 2016
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
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    Sep 17, 2022
    Replying to @gotteskind75
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Oct 6, 2022
    You guys excited to watch the Colts beat the Broncos 12-9 tonight?
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Oct 26, 2024
    Dear young people, Stop denying your loved ones normal interactions because you are anti-social and self-absorbed.
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    🦀 Josh Seefried
    @JoshSeefried
    Oct 24, 2024
    Dear old people, stop texting “call me” unless someone is in an ambulance. - love, josh, a millennial
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Aug 24, 2025
    I can't believe Millie Bobby Brown got married and became a mother at 21 instead of having 8 failed high profile relationships before eventually becoming a single mother by surrogacy at 57 like a normal celebrity
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Jun 20, 2022
    "People who don't share my worldview will go extinct," says 41-year-old man with no children.
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Oct 6, 2025
    Using Spanish as a way to rub your anticolonialism in America's face is like when women boast of their feminism by keeping their fathers' last names instead of taking their husbands'.
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Oct 5, 2025
    Bad Bunny speaks about his Super Bowl performance in Spanish at end of SNL monologue: “If you didn’t understand what I just said, you have 4 months to learn.”
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Jan 9, 2025
    If you sing "Imagine" at my funeral, I will rise from the dead and turn my funeral into your funeral.
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    Howard Mortman
    @HowardMortman
    Jan 9, 2025
    Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood pay respects to Jimmy Carter as he lies in state at US Capitol Rotunda ... They sang John Lennon "Imagine" at Rosalynn Carter funeral and will do the same for Jimmy Carter funeral today at the National Cathedral ...
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Aug 2, 2025
    Everyone thought pope was a terrible job but apparently they just needed someone from a country where people don’t think they’ll die from working 40 hours a week.
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    Christine Rousselle
    @crousselle
    Aug 1, 2025
    is it just me or does Pope Leo seem like he openly enjoys being pope in a way that's different from his predecessors?
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    May 10, 2025
    One of the best cures for the reflexively anti-vaccine impulse is to walk through the rows and rows and rows of children’s graves in an old church graveyard.
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    David Wolfe
    @DavidWolfe
    May 9, 2025
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Feb 13, 2018
    The Winter Olympics are fun because 85% of the events would kill you if you tried them: Giant slalom - dead Half pipe - dead Ski jumping - dead Curling - fine Luge - dead Skeleton - backwards dead
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Feb 11, 2021
    Hollywood really is an amazing place. You can rape, molest, harass, and abuse people as much as you want as long as you vote for the correct party.
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Mar 4, 2025
    My darling My sweet pea My little one My tireless typhoon of joy and chaos My sunshine And after almost two and a half years Officially Finally Forever My daughter Thank you, God.
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Apr 27, 2025
    They're not lying. You gotta know how women think. Left pic looks like a guy who will leave the gym early to fix your flat tire. Right pic looks like a guy who will tell you to call roadside assistance because he needs to eat a boiled chicken breast in 7 minutes.
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Apr 26, 2025
    why are women lying about this? like what's the actual cause?
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    Hans Fiene 🦬
    @HansFiene
    Nov 11, 2025
    My suggestion is get a new actor and then ignore all the previous movies like they did all the other times.
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    Emir Han
    @RealEmirHan
    Nov 10, 2025
    James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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