Wait!!!! Is that how Seyi Tinubu speaks.
Omo! Silence is indeed a virtue.
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Batist. Chelsea. Christian. Messi.
Nigeria
Born September 26
Joined February 2021
- Nobody knew about the first son of GEJ. Nobody knew about the first son of Obasanjo. Nobody knew about the first son of Yar'Adua. Nobody knew about the first son of Buhari aside his weekly accidents. E reach Tinubu turn, the first son become assistant president.
- Cost of flight from Spain to Germany = $25 Cost of flight from Germany to UK = $20 Cost of flight from UK to Netherlands = ยฃ18 Cost of flight from Portugal to Netherlands = โฌ38 Cost of flight from UK to France = ยฃ13 MEANWHILE, the cost of flight from Lagos to Owerri is $126
- You want me to teach Mathematics to SS1 and JS2 students, teach Physics to SS1 and SS2 students, and handle the computer lab for JS1 to SS3. I must wear corporate from Monday to Thursday and wear native on Friday. And they offered a whooping N35,000 as salary. ๐ช
- Wait... You mean Buhari get a grown up son like Yusuf... And we didn't see or hear about him throughout Buhari's 8 years tenure. Never showed up at the villa. Never dragged position with our ministers. Didn't involve in the politicking for the father. Never involved in
- GEJ fought a terror group backed by world leaders. Didn't remove subsidy in fuel, electricity and telecoms. Kept inflation at a single digit, dollar at N180, PMS at N85. Maintained a low debt profile and still managed to compete with China and Qatar. Give him his flowers ๐บ
- Very wicked man. We thought he was just laughing with his legal team, little did we know that he was laughing because of his perfect legal game. He goes about deceiving people that he's just a trader, but attends law classes at night. Nonsense.
- This is the 3rd day now and Baddy of Lasu never snap fuel โฝ pump since he entered Egypt. So, what exactly motivated Ruth to snap fuel โฝ pump on her first visit to Ghana? ๐ฅ๐ฅ
- House rent: N550k. Foam: N120,000. Bed frame: N100,000. TV: N300,000. AC: N250,000. Fridge: N300,000. Wardrobe: N150,000. Gas cooker: N180,000 for a set. Table: N70,000. Plates, cups, pots: N80,000. Cotton: N80,000. For someone that earns N100k a month, how long would it take to
- You woke up around 5 AM and downloaded 5 wraps of fufu and stepped it down with orange juice, before you started your fasting And you want to arrest me cos you saw me eating bread around 10AM when you're fasting. Oga Hisbah, haba mana! Wetin I do you, you wan ulcer to kee me๐ญ
- Why are you angry that Trump is asking the Nigerian Government to wipe out terrorists? Are you a terrorist?
- You dey claim Muslim extremist everywhere, dey advocate for sharia. E reach time for vacation, you go dey ball for France, Italy and UK. What happened to Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Syria? ๐
- You arrived Ghana, you didn't snap the park. You didn't snap the restaurant. You didn't snap your hotel. You didn't post a selfie of you and your friends in Ghana. You didn't snap their jollof rice. But the first thing that came to your mind was fuel pump. ๐๐๐๐๐
