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🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
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🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
@HawgTexas
Just an Arkansas farm boy doing time in Texas. My dog is prolly better than your dog. ** 🦆 season is over people, it's 🐗 time **
BFE, Tex by way of BFE, Ark
Joined June 2019
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Apr 19, 2024
    Cartel hitman killed a grandfather and his 4 grandchildren 4 miles from me. Our county food pantry has cars stacked up down the highway every Thursday. Illegals dump dead fighting dogs and garbage on my land. My elderly neighbor died with holes in his roof and us feeding him and
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Apr 16, 2025
    Pro-Tip - DO not get stung by one of these. I found out the hard way, don't be like me.
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Aug 26, 2024
    How about NO
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Apr 19, 2024
    Replying to @JhonDoee5
    You’re an idiot
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Aug 16, 2024
    My every day truck is a 2018 Silverado Z71 and my ranch/hunting truck is a 2010 Silverado Z71. Both great trucks but getting around the age I start considering replacing them. Guess what, I'm not gonna do that. I can absolutely afford a new truck if I want it but why would I buy
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Jan 5, 2022
    Is drinking bourbon in a duck blind at 830am on a weekday indicative of a problem?
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Sep 15, 2024
    So hole up, let's do a quick review. 1. Ole boy put up plates on fence in front of him 2. Stuck barrel thru the fence 3. Rested barrel ON THE FENCE 4. Chose an AK for a shot over 200-300 yards This was a f'n ret@rd
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    May 20, 2023
    Question for the #GenX and older guys here, how many times did your mom beat you with whatever was in her hand? Wooden spoon, hairbrush, shoe, whatever. Most scared ever of my mom was when she hit me with her hairbrush and it broke, didn’t hurt but I ran like Gump.
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Sep 30, 2022
    Probably not the best week to tweet this, just sayin’.
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    Department of War 🇺🇸
    @DeptofWar
    Sep 30, 2022
    The flag flies everywhere 🇺🇸. @USNavy sailors assigned to various Naval Special Warfare commands operate a diver propulsion device during high-altitude dive training in northern California.
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Mar 23, 2024
    Snap-on has lost their freaking mind. $13,905 for a 60" 10 drawer tool roll cab?! GTFO of here.
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Mar 25, 2024
    Gonna go out on a limb here but I'm thinking conducting an act of terrorism in Russia and then getting captured by Spetsnaz is not a good life choice.
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Mar 14, 2024
    When you see this in the country ghetto (national forest) scouting for turkeys you know it's time to depart.
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Aug 10, 2020
    Replying to @JRubinBlogger
    Good grief, the TDS in this one is turned to 11 and the knob was ripped off.
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    🐗TexasHawgHammer🐗
    @HawgTexas
    Aug 15, 2025
    I ate an entire medium pizza, turned the A/C down to 65, and watched 6 episodes of The Pacific and Band of Brothers while taking full drunk on bourbon last night. Yes the wife is out of town and all the dogs are on the bed.
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