David Harkness
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David Harkness
@Hawkhoe
Father of 2 20-something boys, avid wake surfer, crappy golfer, Univ. of Iowa grad/fan, home renovator, Catamaran Captain by day.
US Virgin Islands
Joined May 2012
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    Jun 26, 2024
    Replying to @DesertWaveCo
    Every time I see Taurasi get interviewed, I say to myself “NOW I remember why nobody watched womens basketball for the last 25yrs.”
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    Apr 20, 2023
    Replying to @barstoolsports
    Does this guy look in the mirror after he gets dressed? Lol.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    May 17, 2024
    Replying to @HskrsStarsBucs and @slowlyslide
    I guess it’s been a really really really tough last four years for you. Hahahaha.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    Nov 3, 2022
    Replying to @AndyMSFW
    Sold a lawnmower like this. If the lady buying it got it to start on the first pull, I got $100. If not, she paid $75. She could verify engine wasn’t warmed up first. I got my $100.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    Oct 25, 2022
    Replying to @DavidEickholt
    Wow. The dude makes $7M/yr, has played the easiest schedule in the conference over the last decade, produced just as many bad seasons as great ones, and doesn’t expect to be questioned about his son breaking new records for worst offense in history of college football.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    Apr 7, 2024
    Replying to @LynetteWood3649 @ToddBrommelkamp and 3 others
    Hahahaha. Whatever. Iowa was one of the very few places that rolled out the red carpet for you and truly recognized your record. You just took a dump on their front porch. Shoveling it off later doesn’t count.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    May 10, 2022
    Replying to @RNCResearch
    They can’t even trust him to read the teleprompters without fucking up so they’re starting to print messages on the back drop behind him.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    Dec 12, 2022
    How do you say “I didn’t read the thread” without saying “I didn’t read the thread”.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    Feb 20, 2022
    Replying to @barstoolsports
    Any other result than his termination is a joke. He grabbed him at the beginning of the confrontation which was bad enough but the punch is completely out of line. Good enough for Woody Hayes and Bobby Knight.
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    David Harkness
    @Hawkhoe
    May 29, 2024
    Replying to @SMHighlights1
    Watch Scott Foster’s head…he stops looking at the ground, sees that it’s a completed pass to Rudy, and THEN blows the whistle. The @NBA isn’t even trying to be subtle about it anymore.
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