Hi everyone.
We have read your request.
On behalf of HMNS, we have to say the truth.
HMNS perfume 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 be used to solve body odor. The person needs to wash and deodorize themselves before wearing our perfume.
We humbly pass this generous project to
@deorex_official 🙏🏻
Dm rek kamu mbak, biar aku ganti kerugian kamu, aku paling kesel kalo ada manusia yg mencak2 ke parfum / kasar ke parfum, perlu kamu tau ya mbak, parfum itu ga berakal. Dan kamu juga udah tau kan kalo di daerah tempat situ banyak parfum, harusnya lebih paham karna kamu berakal
[This is a Satire Product - Not for Actual Sale]
Introducing HMNS RAJA AMPAT Eau 100ml
Size: 100ml
Notes: pure Raja Ampat seawater, Free of Heavy Metal Contaminations (Nickel, Cobalt, Chromium (Cr⁶⁺), Iron, Manganese, Arsenic, Lead, and Cadmium), contains healthy planktons
unwritten rule di dunia perfumery:
- hindari pake parfum ‘intens’ di tempat ramai kayak konser, contohnya vanilla/oud.
- know where to wear it, jangan pake di tempat / depan orang sensitif, misal di rumah sakit / di dekat ibu hamil
- jangan pinjem parfum temen pas lagi bareng.
- naik escalator kalo diem di sebelah kiri, jalan sebelah kanan
- kalo ruang tunggu banyak orang, barang bawaan jgn disimpen di kursi
- kalau gaada kursi jangan duduk ngemper di lantai
- ngantri dengan baik dan satu barisan
- kalau pakai wc umum usahain keringin bibir closetnya
Karena ngelawan kekuasaan gak mudah, the least we can do adalah ngelawan body odor.
We partner up with @deorex_official to present to you, The box of "Deodorize Every Moment, Keep you Radiant And Smell Incredible"
Ini gratis buat kamu.
Hi everyone.. This is Rizky. CEO of HMNS.
I know this is really late at night. But I can't help.
My heart is broken in pieces
I just have to tell you this one important story. I hope there will be a lesson for us all..
I want to start this with a..
Fuck you Covid. FUCK
Not for Humans is a perfume line we make for dogs & cats. Not for someone who doesn't have basic empathy & tone deaf to be considered as human. Jangan salah ya.
Formulated with 0 alcohol & save formula for animals with sensitive olfactory.
misal lebaran nanti, kamu ketemu banyak keluarga. Acara outdoor, indoor. Mobilitas kesana kemari.
gimana sih bikin parfum tahan lama banget? wangi super nyebar? memorable ke banyak orang? Here’s the scientific explanation
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