Log inSign up
General Hook
10.8K posts
user avatar
General Hook
@Hook_EZ
Joined August 2018
5,648
Following
167
Followers
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Jun 23, 2023
    Replying to @GrbgGiLVGC and @Homostokesual
    they are literally water
    325K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Nov 30, 2023
    Replying to @bunnybizous
    having your bathroom in the house is disgusting idk how people do it
    185K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    May 31, 2023
    Replying to @FelipeDiPoi
    yeah it's Lebanese
    112K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Jan 14, 2024
    Replying to @plazynoodles and @eathotchipsnlie
    hate when the main character gets development!!!
    53K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Sep 19, 2023
    Replying to @dyingscribe
    Weak men who don't use both headphones at full blast with the door unlocked or even open do not deserve to be in a relationship.
    193K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Dec 5, 2023
    whenever i go into a white grocery store and see that they have kimchi i am like...omg how many korean people came in here and terrorized them for not having this ingredient before they gave up and had to start selling asian staples
    89K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Jul 4, 2023
    Replying to @Battybuddy
    "Homeless" dogs aren't really being abused in any way. If anything they are better off than most strays, because they have a dedicated person who is going to try and feed them. Going after this dog vs finding strays is insane.
    71K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Apr 2, 2024
    Replying to @TopGyaru
    it makes the genocide and mass weapons of destruction a lot funnier
    278K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Aug 19, 2023
    Replying to @thatweirdguy and @OrdinaryGamers
    Swatting can be considered attempted murder, easily.
    155K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Apr 2, 2024
    Replying to @ReviewsPossum
    >order one plate of food and one drink >it is delivered to me, once, as expected >somehow I'm supposed to tip based on the cost of the food and not the work done baffling every time $100 could just be a steak dinner and it's not like they're doing extra work than fucking dennys
    213K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Jun 28, 2023
    Replying to @haverofdreams @uckersSket and @poisonjr
    least harmful man alive
    95K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Jun 23, 2023
    Replying to @PixelDoodlesyt
    is there really anything stopping any of them from just growing a fire cock
    66K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Dec 18, 2023
    Replying to @esjesjesj and @Atomic_Patriot
    I have no other choice than to buy $200 raybans I am in tears as I purchase them my life is so difficult because I purchase the luxury item lets smash the system that allowed me to buy it to begin with
    92K
  • user avatar
    General Hook
    @Hook_EZ
    Feb 16, 2024
    Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1
    Jackie just needed a DBZ shirt and I would have been sold.
    66K

New to X?

Sign up now to get your own personalized timeline!

Create account

By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, including Cookie Use.

Terms of Service|Privacy Policy|Cookie Policy|Accessibility|Ads info|© 2026 X Corp.
Don't miss what's happening
People on X are the first to know.
Log inSign up
Advertisement
Advertisement