Day 71. Still nothing from my covid jab. Can anyone tell me how long turbo cancer takes to manifest?
Dr Hypothesis
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Dr Hypothesis
@Hypothesis
Biomedical science. Pro-science & public health. Bored of the wilfully stupid. Views expressed are my own and not representative.
Joined February 2008
- Day 68 post covid jab. Nope. Still not dead.
- Day 118 post covid jab. Still not dead. Still not seen any sign of the millions dead in the street either. At what point do AVers realise they have been lied to?
- Day 28 post covid jab. Woke up unable to breathe properly. Couldn’t get enough air into my lungs and thought I was dying. Thought “Maybe the AVers were right!” Then I realised the cat was sitting on my chest. It’s a big cat. Shooed it off and now I feel great. Still not dead.
- Day 39 post covid jab and still not dead or suffering adverse effects. This made me think: Could an antivaxxer ever admit they were wrong about their ideology?
- Day 135 post covid jab. Another day and still no turbo cancer, myocarditis or death. No covid either. I wonder why? Could it be because the Covid vaccine is safe and effective?
- Day 63 post covid jab. No post mortem clots, no myocarditis, no turbo cancer, not even a sniff of Covid. Funny that.
- And then *EVERYBODY* clapped. Then they rang their nearest and dearest and THEY clapped too. They rang THEIR nearest and dearest and THEY too clapped. For a brief moment the WORLD celebrated me and what I had done.
- Day 81 post covid jab: Vaccines do not cause autism. The Covid jab does not modify your DNA. Turbo cancer is not real. Viruses really do exist PCR works and works very well. There is no global conspiracy.
- Day 23 post covid jab.. still not dead despite being told this shot is the deadliest vaccine in history! That I’m going to get myocarditis, VAIDS or have a stroke! Is it just me or do AVers exaggerate just a little?
- Day 5 post covid jab. Still not dead. Beginning to think AVers actually believe any old thing people tell them, so long as it agrees with what they want to believe.
- Replying to @dobson_harry and @MissyFlynn_I avoid working out near any girls. Mind you I try and work out as far away from anyone as I can; I’m far too embarrassed by how unfit I am!
- Day 2 post covid booster: still not dead. Arm a little sore. Does this constitute a serious adverse incident in the antivax playbook?
- Day 88 post covid jab. I’ve successfully come out of a another year with no covid. Thank you Covid vaccine! Also no turbo cancer because that is utterly fictional.
