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Elizabeth!
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elizabeth | 30’s | she/her or hēo/hire | smokeshow baeddel and a lesbian. if you’re reading this it’s probably because I made you smile.
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Oct 17, 2024
    Oh yeah btw
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Nov 6, 2024
    Removing slavery was on the ballot in California. It literally had no opposition campaign at all, and it still lost.
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    Elizabeth!
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    Jan 1, 2024
    1) white makes the first move so this dumbass is admitted that Israel struck first. 2) Israel’s aggressive positioning of the pieces is obviously against the rules of chess, while the Palestinian side is positioned correctly. Can’t even do propaganda right.
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    SoVeryIsraeli🇮🇱
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    Dec 30, 2023
    IDF vs Hamas. Do you understand?
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    Elizabeth!
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    Jun 6, 2024
    I hate the discourse that tries to pit STEM and Humanities majors against each other, when they should be teaming up to bully the true enemies: Business Majors.
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Mar 11, 2025
    I Saw The TV Glow is a very subtle metaphor about being transgender.
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    Elizabeth!
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    Apr 23, 2025
    Decided to see how things were going in my hometown. Found out that somebody was sending this letter to a bunch of people. Yikes. 😬
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    Elizabeth!
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    Mar 10, 2025
    Transition for me and not for thee…
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Apr 30, 2019
    Valar Morghulis Valar Dohaeris Valar my ragtime gal
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Aug 26, 2024
    Neither. Source engine will despawn the orange portal as soon as the platform starts moving,
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    giggly ♡
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    Aug 26, 2024
    do yall know the answer to the Portal physics problem?
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    Elizabeth!
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    Jun 16, 2023
    IT WAS ME BARRY. I WAS THE ONE WHO REVERSED THE VIDEO TAKING THE BABY OUT OF THE MICROWAVE AND POSTED IT ON TWITTER SO THAT YOU’D LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Jun 15, 2024
    “Dude” is gender neutral in the same way that T-Shirts are sold in either Unisex or Women’s cuts
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Aug 27, 2018
    A twitter thread in which I drag every single US president in order:
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    Elizabeth!
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    Aug 12, 2024
    It flopped because Randy Pitchford left a usb drive with a copy of the movie in a medieval times and it leaked online from there. Google “Randy Pitchford medieval times usb drive” to learn more
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    Saved You A Click Video Games
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    Aug 12, 2024
    The Borderlands movie made less than $17 million globally after its first opening weekend.
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    Elizabeth!
    @InstantSunrise
    Jun 22, 2024
    t4t polycule in shambles after pitbill puppygirl gf was left in the same room as age regressor gf.
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