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Wambua
@Itswambuaa
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Joined December 2022
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Mar 19, 2025
    How did God name the angels in heaven using alphabets invented on earth by humans?
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Jul 23, 2025
    Total cost of the Emirates Stadium is Ksh 66 billion. Total Cost for Talanta Stadium is Ksh 144 billion plus interests. It was a long con
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Jan 20, 2025
    Unafika kwa nyumba 6pm unakaa 5 mins ukipumzika kiasi kiasi ni 9pm. Unapiga shati pasi for 3 mins alarm ya asubuhi ishalia. Capitalism itaniua bana
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Jul 9, 2025
    In Kenya, a masterโ€™s degree has become the most dignified way to delay unemployment.
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    May 4, 2025
    President William Ruto: Tupunguze gharama ya... Migori youth: Toa ujinga hapa buana๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Jul 3, 2025
    My girl and I have a joint account. We each deposit Ksh 7,000 every month, and if one of us cheats, the other walks away with all the money.
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    May 3, 2025
    Kama hujaanza kunywa pombe usianze, that shฤซt is so unnecessary.
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Jan 22, 2025
    Radio stations are giving people 900k per hour and paying presenters 20k per month; ๐Ÿค”
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Feb 27, 2025
    If your annual rent exceeds your two months salary, you're in the wrong apartment.
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Apr 14, 2025
    Being a girl is easy bruh. No brains, just sitting and getting fat, receiving free credit, making wrong decisions and crying.
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Feb 5, 2025
    As a man, after 27 years of age you've only 3 choices; 1. Marry ugly women, 2. Be a stepdad, 3. Single forever.
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Aug 11, 2025
    Lifespan of a Kenyan man is 60โ€“65 years. Start a family late and you might never meet your grandchildren.
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    May 20, 2025
    So weโ€™re just born, make money, start a family, and then die? Thatโ€™s the whole script?
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    Wambua
    @Itswambuaa
    Jun 16, 2025
    Tuesday is Tuesday. A Total shutdown is all we Want!
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