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The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
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The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
@JEllulz
Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Friend of Ned Ludd.
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Feb 4, 2024
    Friends, here it is; the moment you've all been waiting for: sangwich
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Mar 14, 2025
    "autism didn't exist until recently" have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Dec 31, 2024
    This signals the official end of Toyotathon
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    Russ McSpadden
    @PeccaryNotPig
    Dec 30, 2023
    Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
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    Mary Coleman
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Dec 31, 2023
    This signals the official end of Toyotathon
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    Russ McSpadden
    @PeccaryNotPig
    Dec 30, 2023
    Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
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    Mary Coleman
    00:00
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    Mary Coleman
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Oct 3, 2024
    My @FedEx package was never actually delivered to my house and you'll never believe who signed for it
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Jul 18, 2025
    The only reason American car companies still exist is because we've banned the import of Chinese cars
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    BYD
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    Jul 17, 2025
    No driver. No hesitation. At 74.5 mph, YANGWANG U9 soared 6 meters—on its own. This isn’t science fiction. It’s the future, in motion.
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Oct 21, 2022
    Replying to @quinnatthemall and @tmavuram
    I think it's time we accept that sexuality can have 4 phases: solid, liquid, gas, and plasma
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Jul 19, 2025
    This platform was supposed to be a microblogging platform and that's how I still treat it. I just tweet little journal entries and sometimes a poorly adjusted person gets mad at me about it.
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @DildoGaggins89
    One of my favorite things about conspiracy types is how they think the ultra-secretive satanist lizard-people illuminati leaves little clues out in the open for them to find
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Sep 9, 2025
    That's your money they have btw
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    More Perfect Union
    @MorePerfectUS
    Sep 9, 2025
    The 400 richest people in the U.S. are now worth a record $6.6 trillion after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year.
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Feb 2, 2025
    Replying to @maurajbg and @kurizmatik
    How does one acquire 10 lbs of knives from the TSA
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Nov 15, 2024
    Replying to @littleerik and @_auguryart
    This is the saddest story anyone has ever told
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Jun 11, 2024
    Replying to @thran_legacy
    The correct answer to this question is open floor plans. Cooking oil from the kitchen gets in the air and settles on dusty surfaces, creating gross sticky dusty mixture. Dust on shelves near my stove is like this, but not in parts of the house that are isolated from the kitchen.
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    The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
    @JEllulz
    Aug 15, 2025
    The Strange Beauty of New York's Bodega Ramps
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    Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares
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