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Jacob E
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Jacob E
@JacobEllinger8
Jesus and dinosaurs and stuff. Politics, memes, and whatever cool thing I found scrolling at 2am.
Michigan
Joined August 2022
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Jul 6, 2025
    My father passed away four years ago, but I want to share his testimony. When I was 21, I lived with him instead of my mom, her house was too crowded. My dad had just been released from jail. As part of his agreement with the authorities, he had to stay sober or face being placed
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Oct 16, 2023
    Replying to @Loftycrafty_
    Blossom was rude to their dad so the other two were mad at her
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Apr 26, 2023
    Replying to @Jimberino1 and @NoContextHumans
    Get stationed at a military base in the ass end of nowhere and you'll find anything to stay entertained
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Nov 3, 2024
    Replying to @JenniferTilly
    I lover her design, specifically how her hair mimics whatever her emotions are.
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Apr 28, 2023
    Replying to @GojosButthole and @NoContextHumans
    Genetic attraction from having too similar of gens. This only works if you don't know they are a close relative
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Oct 14, 2023
    Replying to @Gravantus
    shame they missed the very real message Jesus was sending.
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Aug 3, 2023
    Replying to @SPFweb3META @CryptoFeather_ and @cctvidiots
    She was scanning the room for who was laughing the most
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Aug 14, 2023
    Replying to @DelusionPosting
    I don't know if anyone has noticed this but threw cogs aligned like this would not even turn. The irony
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Nov 7, 2023
    Replying to @DynamoSuperX
    They can access the speed force!
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Apr 27, 2023
    Replying to @NoContextHumans
    this sport use to be good.
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Aug 15, 2023
    Replying to @jeazous and @PicturesFoIder
    This reads like something an ai would write
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Mar 13, 2024
    Replying to @DelusionPosting
    Lefties world view is "things I like are not racist or homiphobic even if they are and everything I don't like is even if it isn't. "
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Jul 5, 2023
    Replying to @kirawontmiss
    My parents spanked us but never EVER hard enough to leave marks. this is abuse and not something to brag about. I approve of light spankings when necessary but this is ridicules.
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    Jacob E
    @JacobEllinger8
    Sep 6, 2024
    Replying to @ToonHive
    I guess I'm in the minority. I likednthe trailer. It seems goofy.
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