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Always the Jake
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Always the Jake
@JacobsFieldRBW
Unpredictable mix of satire, Guardians analysis, and random thoughts. If you’re looking for an account that sticks to sports, look elsewhere. Tweets by AJ Baez.
Cleveland, OH
Joined January 2018
- BREAKING: President Trump doing anything and everything to distract America from thinking about the Jeffrey Epstein files.BREAKING: President Trump calls for the Cleveland Guardians to change their name back to the Indians.
- Giancarlo Stanton: 8 years with Marlins Juan Soto: 4.5 years with Nationals Anthony Rizzo: 9.5 years with Cubs Gerrit Cole: 5 years with Pirates Carlos Rodon: 7 years with White Sox Jazz Chisholm: 4.5 years with Marlins MLB really is just a farm system for the rich teams.
- Masterful job of choosing a photo wherein just enough of the team name is covered.Shin-Soo Choo has hung the spikes up for the final time. Congrats on a great career and thanks for all the memories here! #ForTheLand
- After a pitcher’s duel between PIT star Gerrit Cole and STL star Jack Flaherty, MIA star Giancarlo Stanton hit a go-ahead 2-run homer to drive in WSN star Juan Soto. Then BOS star Mookie Betts drove in LAA star Shohei Ohtani to tie it, and ATL star Freddie Freeman walked it off.
- Taylor Walls allegedly wanted to use this celebration on July 14th—the day after the Trump assassination attempt. Unfortunately he didn’t get a hit that day. He had to wait over a week until he finally got a hit yesterday.
- I’m being 100% genuine when I say that I think Trevor Bauer’s real talent lies in his ability to make excuses for everything and protect himself from the idea that he needs to improve in any facet of his life.Unluckiest Inning of My Life
00:00 - Sadly Wander Franco only used one of these two recommended criteria when picking a girlfriendLooking good, 18.
- It gives me great joy knowing how miserable these guys are right now.
- No scandals. No attitude issues. No violence except for that one time when it was awesome. Just wholesome taters and web gems.
- Replying to @stkirschIs autism also driven by the S&P 500 share price
- Is this now officially the funniest tweet of all time?
- Trevor Bauer spent a decade unapologetically being one of the most difficult people to work with, and now he seems surprised that nobody wants to work with him.
