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Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
@JakeLandauTO
🏳️‍🌈 Bi DemSoc Jew 🇨🇦 | Columnist, Podcaster, Photographer | Threw first pitch at a Jays game one time | Give me your money please jakelandau.ca
Toronto, Ontario
jakelandau.ca
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Jun 17
    NEW COLUMN: After nearly three-quarters of a century on television, Hockey Night in Canada has been murdered by capitalism. Thankfully, with the growing popularity of the PWHL, there is still a chance that the show can be reborn.
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    After 74 years, Hockey Night in Canada has been murdered by capitalism
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Nov 8, 2025
    People are joking about this but it's actually a very smart and considerate thing for your healthcare provider to give you after a hip replacement if you're sexually active.
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    No Context Brits
    @NoContextBrits
    Nov 8, 2025
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Jul 12, 2025
    I shit you not in Grade 10 in public school our teacher's Holocaust lesson said the Nazis killed "6 million Jews and 5 million people" and every single student was like "hey teach what do you mean by that"
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    Tony Rigatoni
    @tonyrigatonee
    Jul 11, 2025
    Imagine being a highschool history teacher trying to teach kids about WW2 rn
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    May 15, 2025
    Replying to @JILexander
    Normally yeah but the first rule of comics is that if it looks cool it doesn't matter if it makes sense
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Aug 16, 2025
    THAT ISN'T HOW TAX BRACKETS WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    Jasmin Laine
    @JasminLaine_
    Aug 16, 2025
    You know what’s crazy? The fact that in Canada… some people actively avoid getting raises even when they deserve one—because being pushed into a new tax bracket is sometimes not worth it to them
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    Tax brackets are tiered. For example, if your taxable income $60,000, you pay 14.5% for the first $57,375 (first tier) and 20.5% for the remaining $2,625 (second tier). You do not pay 20.5% for $60,000. canada.ca/en/revenue-age…
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Feb 18, 2025
    Replying to @cosmic_marvel
    Only in America could they be so stupid that they ID you for NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER. Were they afraid he would get a buzz off the NOTHING???
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Sep 12, 2024
    Replying to @GianmarcoSoresi
    Charging money for water on a plane should genuinely be a criminal act
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Nov 23, 2024
    Replying to @rawmilkhoney
    You can't even feed yourself without their help, why should they leave? You're the only one who seems incapable of hard work, they're working plenty hard.
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Apr 30, 2025
    Replying to @moorehn
    In a real democracy, yes. But America is not a democracy.
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    May 5, 2025
    Replying to @DylanVilain29
    I mean the first movie had already come out though, so there's a well-defined style. This is just the storyboard artist drawing expressively.
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Jul 13, 2025
    Replying to @frankakonto
    To the credit of the 14 year olds in our class everyone thought it was insane in a bad way
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Aug 16, 2025
    Replying to @JasminLaine_
    "of course what I said is wrong but it FEELS right"
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Jul 11, 2025
    A lot of friends I respect are defending this, and I disagree with all of you. She thinks it's bad that the images and videos out of Gaza of children being slaughtered are making people angry? Yes, it fucking SHOULD make you angry, it's called having a SOUL.
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    Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
    @JakeLandauTO
    Jan 20, 2025
    Replying to @DrAllyLouks
    y'all really bullied the good doctor for telling someone to stop being racist, I hate y'all
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