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FlakeyJakey
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FlakeyJakey
@JakeyButNot
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Born January 27, 2004
Joined October 2020
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Oct 14, 2022
    Replying to @tragicbirdapp
    Lil Chronic Constipation
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Jun 12, 2022
    Replying to @adrianpc912 and @sunshineee420
    "1. His last name is Van Gogh not Vango. 2. It’s pronounced with the g in the end and silent h. Sorry to tell you this but your meme is dumb lol."
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Oct 29, 2021
    Replying to @howiebling4ever
    "I was tryna sell my last eighth behind the iceberg and a mf toddler in some green tights just backflipped off a roof and rocked my shit. Can't do shit this city"
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Oct 15, 2023
    Is it just me or did they give Mark a redesign? It seems like the show got a total artistic overhaul and I'm kinda here for it.
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Oct 3, 2022
    Replying to @beans_n_corn and @TheCinesthetic
    Shes talked about it before. She wasnt aware how opaque the dress was under photography flash and was incredibly embarrassed with the final product. Same goes for most black dresses. They appear opaque until exposed to a lot of light, then they're not so opaque.
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Jan 23, 2022
    I am so sorry. I know your pain. Accidents happen, spills happen, it's whatever. But at a certain point it's clear it's either done on purpose or with a clear disregard of any form of human decency. Why order 4 drinks and 3 popcorn if you're gonna dump em on the floor and leave?
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Apr 7, 2022
    Replying to @DeerTheGoatLoI and @OrdinaryGamers
    This mf is stuck in 2008
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Sep 23, 2023
    "obviously it breaks if you try to break it!" y'all understand that a phone should not break THIS easily, right? It's not like he hit it with a sledgehammer, he gave it a slight bend and it disintegrated. Get off Tim Pools meat and think critically for once.
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    Danish
    @dan1shmemon
    Sep 23, 2023
    Replying to @sondesix
    Lol just a thumb press and 15 Pro Max is destroyed 😂😂
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Apr 5, 2023
    Replying to @ghoulhag
    He doesn't even look like this in the trailer, they just put a wack ass filter over him so he looks all sharp and weird
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Aug 29, 2022
    Replying to @joshgrant7725 and @BuzzFeedObi
    The movie has homophobic and transphobic jokes, but its also an almost two decade old movie. These fms gotta learn the statute of limitations on these things 💀
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Jul 5, 2022
    Replying to @jbillinson
    Hey yeah someone who works at a movie theater here, you don't know what you're talking about. Some of the kids are fine, but a lot of them scream their heads off during the movie and just absolutely trash our auditoriums. They make messes that are worse than literal toddlers.
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Jun 9, 2022
    Replying to @elhoppersfiance and @sadienations
    My headcanon is that the upside down has just gotten more dangerous as times gone on for whatever fuckin reason
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Oct 8, 2023
    Holy shit so Tara is like, EVIL evil. Most celebs are just ignorant, but no. Tara knows exactly what's going on and she's still on the side of genocide.
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    tara strong
    @tarastrong
    Oct 7, 2023
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    FlakeyJakey
    @JakeyButNot
    Jan 23, 2022
    Imma beat the shit outta your ex friend But nah fr that happens a LOT. so many people have the mentality of "oh well they get paid to clean so why pick up after myself?" It all comes from a lack of empathy for other human beings.

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