Walking into a sword convention and yelling swords are rubbish.
What's your unpopular opinion that would get you in this situation?
James Allen
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James Allen
@JamesAllen27
- JESUS HAS RISEN! NORTH LONDON HAS RISEN! WHITE ROLLED THE BALL AWAY AND IT WAS A HOT CROSS BY RICE THAT WAS FINISHED BY JESUS ON TODAY, THE LORD’S DAY! FORGET EGG HUNTS, THIS IS THE TITLE HUNT, AND ARSENAL’S HOPES HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED!!!Peter Drury thinking about all the puns he can say if Gabriel Jesus scores from a cross on Easter Sunday
- All of his videos look like Bonkers by Dizzee RascalWHAT. THE. HELL. This morning, 0620, watch this bus pass me. LK17 AFF, the 243 heading east on Theobalds Road. So how do I report this, @TfL?
00:00 - “Whilst Sean Dyche was at The Courteeners this week it was Everton who were hoping they were Not Nineteenth Forever as they took on Brentford. Watching this one at Goodison Park, Guy Mowbray”
My fella saw Sean Dyche in the lift at the Courteeners gig last night and said he was dead discreet and then showed me the least discreet picture I’ve ever seen HAHAHAHAH look at the side eye - Pass us the AUX-therre mateDjibril Cissé DJ'd his own testimonial. Because of course he did.
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- Ah yes what’s not to resent about a man who put a poll on Linkedin to propose postponing his wedding so he wouldn’t be affiliated with his wife’s new business so they’d pay less tax. So very very punk.BrewDog founder James Watt says ‘bitter’ Britons ‘resent’ successful people independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…
- Behind someone at a queue in a bar He’s ordered nine Guinness’s. “YOU ALL HAVE TO SPLIT THE G. AND IF YOU DON’T YOU HAVE TO DOWN IT AND THATS THE RULE. NO NO COME ON BRO IT’S THE RULES” Come and sweep me away Storm Darragh
- All the da’s turning up in their flat caps and waistcoats. “One tango ice blast please”
- Regrets? I’ve had a few… Like not wearing these on my wedding day
- "THEIR NEW ALBUM IS SHIT. HAVE I LISTENED TO IT? NO BUT PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME, I JUST HOPE ON THE NEXT ONE THEY GO BACK TO CAPTURING THEIR OLD SOUND YOU KNOW AND WRITE SONGS THAT SOUND MORE LIKE I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR. SPEAKING OF WHICH DO YOU WANT A SMIRNOFF ICE?"
- Choose wife.Knot tied. All good in this world. See you later, alligators.
