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Jayne Sharp
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Jayne Sharp
@Jaynesharp
Actor rep’d by @milburnbrowning ~ Voice artist: rep’d by Yaketyyak.co.uk ~ Writer. Buffoon. INSTAGRAM IDIOT instagram.com/jaynesharp
- My Uncle passed away today after contracting coronavirus just a week ago. My dad’s inconsolable & all I want to do more than anything is give him a hug, but I can’t. Just as he wanted to hold his brother’s hand, but couldn’t. Keep your loved ones safe & don’t let them venture out
- Instagram blocked this video of my husband in all his glory. Maybe they just couldn’t handle all the sexy!🤷🏼♀️
00:00 - Me: I might take this time in lockdown to learn some new recipes and brush up on my cooking. Also me:
- Is there a chippy called ‘Cod Loves A Fryer’ because if there isn’t then why are we even bothering?
- Piper: “MUMMY!!! QUICK, COME LOOK! THERE ARE LOADS OF TOYS IN THE SPARE ROOM!!” I may have already bollocksed up Christmas, lads.
- I never ever text anyone about my aunt. When will predictive text understand this?
- Dad’s been doing some home refurb stuff on mum’s office. He’s just sent me a message asking if I ‘want to see a photo of mum’s lady cave’ and honestly I’m a bit too nervous to open the attachment.
- If you don’t reply, “I’ve got the secret” any time someone asks you if you’ve got the keys, then I’m afraid you can’t be in my gang.
- My 8 year old got in bed with me last night. She did the usual wriggling, punching, kicking in her sleep & kept me awake all night. You know what? I relished every second, because some poor parents will never have that again. My heart is broken for those poor souls. #Southport
- Women, eh?! Coming round here, playing Dr Who, forcing men into a life of crime!Conservative MP Nick Fletcher says Doctor Who being played by a woman has pushed young men into crime.
00:00 - It’s a scientific fact that men who wear masks have, on average, a 17% bigger penis than those who don’t.
