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Jay 
@Jayzus_
People always ask if im really THAT good. Well if I tell you I'm good you'll probably say im boasting but if I tell you I'm no good you KNOW Im lying -Bruce Lee
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Joined January 2012
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Jun 23, 2022
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    May 15, 2025
    If you've ever done lawn work you wouldn't be askin this fr
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    FAever
    @_jasieC
    May 15, 2025
    WHY DO PEOPLE CUT GRASS AT 7 IN THE MORNING?!?!?
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Nov 8, 2024
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    May 4, 2024
    Drake: yea well your wif- Kendrick: YOU A PEDOPHILE, YO WHOLE TEAM PEDOPHILES, YALL BE TRAFFICKING WOMEN, YOUR PARENTS FUCKED UP RAISING YOU, AND YOU HIDING A DAUGHTER I HATE YOU NIGGA DIE WHITE BOY DIE
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Feb 21, 2025
    "Past avatars please guide me i am conflicted" Korra: "fade that nigga right now he ain't een lookin just go boom his shit bro I'll do it for you let me drive"
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    May 5, 2024
    I'm sorry to every astrology girl I ever doubted. I'm finna go find out what time I was born right now and get my whole chart who tryna give me a reading
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    𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER
    @yungkalez
    Aug 1, 2023
    Replying to @yungkalez
    drake prediction mid may 2024; if he is resistant to change, maturity + assuming an authoritative role, this will be extremely challenging. it makes me think of a shocking headline that reveals he’s actually an awful absent father or something, thus effecting his career —
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Feb 20, 2024
    Told them lil niggas to lock in and they locked the fuck in
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    doctor idk
    @bigmonkeong
    Feb 18, 2024
    Replying to @bigmonkeong
    elastigirl tells her kids real life bad guys kill children
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Feb 19, 2025
    Dodging a 24 year case and turning to jump into Rihannas arms... Some niggas really are meant to win in this life
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    THUGGERDAILY ひ
    @ThuggerDaily
    Feb 19, 2025
    NOT GUILTY A$AP ROCKY HAS BEAT HIS CASE AFTER THE JURY FINDS HIM NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES THE COURTROOM ERUPTED INTO CELEBRATION AS A$AP ROCKY JUMPS INTO THE THE GALLERY TO HUG RIHANNA
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Jan 1, 2024
    Perfect stick or perfect rock which one you taking
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    holly
    @ahhholly
    Dec 30, 2023
    found the worlds best Rock at the beach today
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Apr 26, 2024
    This shit 4L
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Nov 11, 2025
    Nigga like me talmbout some
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    .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝔻𝕒𝕚.𖥔 ݁
    @Daijaku
    Nov 10, 2025
    thick shyt BUT you gotta accept the tummy too…
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Feb 27, 2024
    Woman was in a war as a child and overthrew a country then had to help rebuild the way the world works. Her husband dead, her brother dead, her bestfriend livin in the woods, and her kids only hit her up to babysit or help guide them with their fuckery. Let mawmaw rest
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    Jikan
    @jikanstorio
    Feb 25, 2024
    I never really thought about it but Katara sucks in Legend of Korra
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    May 15, 2024
    2 minutes of straight back to back jokes and they all bang they don't make movies like this no more
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    Jay 
    @Jayzus_
    Jul 24, 2025
    Man i really wish this series didn't turn into what it became. Started so fuckin saucy
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    Out Of Context Manga
    @mangaa
    Jul 23, 2025
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