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If you live in a town I’m probably coming to it. Excited to perform and meet all of you. Very grateful. For tickets go to Jeffdye.com
Jeff Dye
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Jeff Dye
@JeffDye
Comedian
- Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72. - Mark Twain
- I went to a gay bakery today in SF and asked them to make me a Charlie Kirk cake.
- If it seems like my tweets or posts are a “bit much” this week I apologize. 🇺🇸 had a young girl stabbed to death on a subway, a political assasination of a pal of mine, a trans school shooter and today my dad died. So please consider that I’m not well and trying to cope. A little
- Imagine thinking that telling college kids to not get abortions, be monogamous, and that biological women should only compete against other biological women in sports is “hate speech”? . If that sounds like hate to you, you’re a stupid idiot.
- So burnouts on rainbow crosswalks are an arrest-able offense but these thugs can vandalize someone’s mural?This afternoon at UNCW, the so-called ‘tolerant’ left painted over a beautiful mural honoring Charlie Kirk. In the video, one girl can be heard bragging that ‘all her friends at Chapel Hill will be proud.’ Disgusting @campusreform @RyanAFournier @libsoftiktok
00:00 - I’ve been in LA for 17 years and while being surrounded by liberals, queer people, and pretty much all walks of life financially and socially I have ALWAYS been polite, respectful, and tolerant. Never once did I cut anyone off or stop talking to someone because they thought,
- Replying to @nojumperPolitics aside, etiquette say’s definitely don’t record in the bathroom.
- Bill Burr on Kimmel, worst take in the history of late night.
- Hey @billburr , You don’t need to be an expert to see that our mayor who grosely cut the fire department budget was in Africa at a cocktail party while our houses were on fire. I’d say that “management” is worth criticizing even if it is blasphemy to the liberals to criticize
- It breaks my heart that AOC would choose to speak like this. WILD. Not even trying to find the truth. You are truly sick.We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was: a man who believed that the Civil Rights Act that granted Black Americans the right to vote was a “mistake,” who after the violent attack on Paul Pelosi claimed that “some amazing patriot out there” should bail out his assailant, and
- Today is 2 years of sobriety. Best decision I’ve ever made. Life has never been more rewarding and great.
