Will Smith attacked Chris Rock and then helped us all heal by explaining how tough God’s plan for him is.
Jim Norton
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Jim Norton
@JimNorton
John Wayne Gacy's basement.
Joined January 2009
- RIP Bob Saget. Everything I start to write about him just feels inadequate. He is universally loved. I am so grateful he was my friend.
- Mike Tyson handled an unruly passenger on a plane the way every unruly passenger should be handled on a plane.
- .@TulsiGabbard served in Congress, did two tours of duty in the military and is the first female combat veteran to run for president. Typical Russian.
- Just because you put the word “joke” in quotes doesn’t mean a comedian wasn’t joking. Jokes that upset you are not suddenly classified as serious statements just because they upset you. Why is a culture that lines up to watch a clown murder children so polarized over humor?
- I will accept Will Smith slapping Chris Rock for a joke if the rest of us are allowed to slap actors for boring political speeches.
- I wish people would leave Karen Bass alone, she's doing a great job - The Fire
- I hear @StormyDaniels is doing porn again. Say what you want about @realDonaldTrump, but he gets people back to work.
- I was truly blessed to have spent the amount of time with Ozzy that I did. He loved his fans and cared deeply about what we thought. He never took us for granted. I'm forever grateful for having known him. All of my love to Sharon, Kelly, Jack, Aimee, Louis, Elliot and Jessica.
- I believe all student debt should be doubled.
- Two idiot @BlackSabbath fans in front of the waternill that started it all. @Mrjimflorentine and I took a 2 hour Uber ride to take pics in front of the barn from the first Sabbath album.
- We don't have to encourage every celebrity who gives a good speech to run for president.
- Kris Jenner claims she never knew Bruce was 'uncomfortable' having sex with her, and thought he was kidding when he loudly booed her vagina.
- At this point, Will Smith being a cuck is the only thing I truly respect about him.
