Is it still the "walk of shame" if I feel fantastic, powerful, and stunning? The only "shame" is that I'm so poor!
Jimmy Fowlie
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Jimmy Fowlie
@JimmyFowlie
Trashy comedian. creator of Go-Go Boy Interrupted and I wrote Emma Stone's character's 1 woman show from La La Land
- What’s your favorite terrible elementary school diss? Mine is “that’s so funny I forgot to laugh?”
- I would love to know how many thousands of hours gay men have spent listening to a boring straight guy simply because he was "giving a vibe"
- Dear Internet, As a joke for my friends, I wrote the 1 woman show you never see in La La Land. For reasons unknown it took off, even got an off broadway run! My final wish is for @RyanGosling to attend since he missed it in the movie. Can you help me pls?
- I don’t know the best way to deal with telemarketers, but this is currently working for me
- Replying to @realDonaldTrumplol. whoever is tweeting from this account, you could at least TRY to make it sound like him. The American people can tell the difference. And tbh it’s kind of insulting cuz his other tweet blaming California for the fires is still up. But okay
- If Hulu and Netflix are worried that the market is too saturated with documentaries about #fyrefestival , know this: THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE AMOUNT OF FILMS I WILL WATCH REGARDING INFLUENCERS GETTING TRICKED
- 3 years ago I took this woman’s insane town hall rant and edited together this super cut of all the meaningless name dropping she does. It brings me joy
00:00 - me making small talk at my boyfriend’s conservative Polish family’s Christmas Eve dinner: So what gender do you identify as?
- If you can't handle @RyanGosling "at his singing voice" than you don't deserve him "at his speaking voice"
- After getting splashed with a top-secret chemical, Alex Mack, a junior in high-school, found that she had incredible new powers like the ability to shoot electricity from her fingertips and morph into a blob of goo. She balanced hiding from the government with being a teen girl!
- Ok @WendyWilliams if your well paid WGA writers are going to steal jokes for free from twitter, tell them to avoid the gays because we watch your show and most of us are petty. You guys owe @ira an apology. I won't watch the show until this is settled #justiceforIra
- The only thing I miss about LA is the cum tree at the corner of Willoughby and Curson. The smell is so shocking- you have no choice but to be present
