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Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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Call me β€œMr Woke” Ethnic catholic, religious hater Nuggets watcher | Nas listener | Marx reader
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Sep 22, 2024
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Nov 1, 2022
    Replying to @CursedGloryHole
    My friends often ask what’s going on or what the point of a scene is when we’re watching tv and it’s truly one of the most obnoxious things to hear, just watch the fucking thing and you’ll learn it
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Dec 21, 2022
    Replying to @EyePatchGuy
    I still don’t understand why people stopped using the og rainbow, the whole point was literally that the rainbow includes *everyone*
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Mar 23, 2024
    Replying to @whoahannahjo
    β€œCan you ask for extra gravy” literally no, they can’t. The restaurant makes the order and puts it in its bag with zero input from the driver, tf
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Feb 13, 2024
    Replying to @gayest_tone
    Literally the same as paying a tithe to feudal warlords to defend you and them paying taxes to the king to arbitrate disputes lmfao
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Nov 1, 2022
    Replying to @JoeyFazzole and @CursedGloryHole
    Especially when they talk about random shit the whole time and then complain that it’s too confusing, bitch that’s your fault you shoulda paid attention
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
    @JoeyFazzole
    Mar 23, 2024
    Replying to @MencianLegalism
    The literal point of the movie is that war is often not exciting, not heroic, and rarely has a payoff. It’s war from the perspective of a single person living through it, with no idea about what is going on outside of his experience. It’s mundane and horrifying at the same time
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Mar 9, 2024
    Replying to @jaketropolis
    Will this revolutionize combat? Absolutely not. Are jet packs pretty cool though? Hell yeah
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Mar 7, 2024
    Replying to @bornposting
    I’m 100% certain that leafy has caused suicide s. Don’t have any proof but I just know
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Jun 17, 2023
    Replying to @sabatonfan69
    I cried a little at my cousins wedding bc it was heartwarming, guess I better download grindr now
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Jul 27, 2022
    Replying to @travisgill81 and @Pink_Susie
    Indeed. In my friend group, there are people who will take the lead in various situations if it fits their abilities. If we need moves, we go to the person who knows a lot of parties. If we want drugs, we go to the guy who has a lot of plugs. Even then it’s a democratic process
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
    @JoeyFazzole
    Oct 16, 2022
    Replying to @dirtyc0mmie and @REVMAXXING
    The Chernobyl part and the gene pool part are very explicitly two separate clauses in that sentence, as indicated by the Oxford comma separating them
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
    @JoeyFazzole
    Dec 16, 2022
    I don’t even get the whole β€œit’s not my kid!” thing. Like yea I’d be mad if I was cheated on, but my view is that if you raise a kid, it’s your kid
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    Joey Fazzole πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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    Apr 2, 2024
    Replying to @MaxMaaxMaaax
    My friend played pickup against him a few years back and won, maybe he’s just not built for it
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