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Jordan Patu
@Jordan_Patu
A Māori boy from Aotearoa (New Zealand) who watches an alarming amount of sports content.
Sydney, New South Wales
Joined January 2015
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Nov 8, 2024
    Bloke behind her looks like he’s witnessed some utter woke nonsense
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    Quilter Nations Series
    Guinness Men's Six Nations
    @QuilterNations
    Nov 8, 2024
    Wednesday under the Friday night lights! #IREvNZL
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    May 1, 2024
    13 years ago today, John Cena killed Osama Bin Laden.
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Mar 14, 2025
    We got the modern equivalent of a young Bron in the Raw crowd
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    Peps🪭
    @Peps_Wrestling
    Mar 14, 2025
    Lamine Yamal reacts to Randy Orton hitting an RKO #Smackdown
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Mar 2, 2025
    Evil John Cena be like “we have resuscitated Osama Bin Laden”
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Sep 20, 2021
    2 people got caught trying to smuggle KFC into a locked down city in my home country today and the police laid the KFC out like a drug bust.
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Feb 7, 2025
    Evil John Cena be like:
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Aug 13, 2024
    Dom saw Logan getting visibly uncomfortable and kept winding him up lmao.
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    WrestlePurists
    @WrestlePurists
    Aug 13, 2024
    "Shadowbanned" is crazy 😭😭😭 (🎥 Impaulsive)
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Jul 10, 2023
    Trying to find ways to fix the red ring of death was hilarious. The internet would be telling you to wrap your console in towels then give it the people's elbow. A golden age of misinformation.
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    Malik
    @HatofDiscipline
    Jul 9, 2023
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Nov 17, 2024
    He looked at his gloves after announcing his retirement & briefly considered trying to take them off to lay in the octagon then just went “ahh fuck it” and just walked off into the sunset. There goes our hero.
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    Chamatkar Sandhu
    @ChamatkarSandhu
    Nov 17, 2024
    Shout out Stipe Miocic 🫡
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    UFC on TNT Sports
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    UFC on TNT Sports
    TNT Sports
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Aug 8, 2021
    Still can't believe someone actually finished an MMA fight via Walls of Jericho lmao. This is an all-timer.
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    Blaine Henry
    @BlaineHenryTFL
    Aug 8, 2021
    The greatest finish of all time
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    Mikey Thomas
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    Mikey Thomas
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Oct 26, 2024
    This is how Chimaev did Whittaker :(
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Dec 23, 2024
    1 of the greatest crazy white boys of all time
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    @strawhatstyles_
    Dec 22, 2024
    Shane-O Mac Shane McMahon x M.I.A. 🎵: Paper Planes — M. I. A.
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Nov 23, 2024
    So the Costco Dad has now shown a better natural promo ability & worked punches than a lot of current day pro wrestlers. Might be time to start revoking some wrestling school licenses.
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    Self Made AO 💫
    @KXNGAO
    Nov 23, 2024
    NAHHHHHH HE HIT THE DIAMOND CUTTER ON BIG BOOM AJ 💔🕊️ #AEW #AEWRampage
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    Sebas ──★ セバスチャン──★
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    Sebas ──★ セバスチャン──★
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    Jordan Patu
    @Jordan_Patu
    Feb 24, 2024
    "I promise he don't bite" The dog:
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