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JOSEFF C
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JOSEFF C
@JoseffCookz
I tweet a lot of absolute shit …and make oontz oontz music
A Discotheque Near U
Born December 28
Joined April 2019
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    May 3
    made a front cover for my black british archives playlist and i spilled so hard
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Mar 28, 2021
    British IMMIGRANTS being kicked out of Spain that voted for Brexit but didn’t think it would affect them and are now illegal people in a territory they didn’t apply for residency for is the FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Jan 19, 2025
    My degree taught us how this translates into sound and it’s the coolest thing ever when you finally understand it
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    @lacedfentie
    Jan 16, 2025
    Close up of record player needle reading grooves on the vinyl
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Nov 9, 2025
    …is she talking about a 24 hour clock
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    @destinCONRAD
    Nov 9, 2025
    bitches that got military time on they phone want attention SOOOOOO bad like okay cadet kelly
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Mar 4, 2025
    Okay, but casual hangouts with friends really are starting to become a lost factor to platonic relationships. Years ago it was so common to do domestic life tasks with your mates just so you could spend time together, now it seems like it doesn’t happen unless it’s ‘fun’ :(
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    Sabrina Brier
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Mar 12, 2025
    This is actually how you have to move sometimes
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    UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
    @UB1UB2
    Mar 12, 2025
    The bus driver watched him run as fast as he could to get the bus before closing the doors on him, so he said the bus is going nowhere 😭😭
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Dec 6, 2024
    Asked a patient with one (1) arm which side we were doing the blood test on yesterday
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Apr 2, 2024
    Ur fun fact of the day: the insect population is declining by roughly 2.1% each year and nearly 40% of all bug/insect species are slowly creeping into the endangered classification. It’s the biggest, *unspoken* mass extinction we’ve witnessed in 250 million years :(
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    Magic Beans 🐿️
    @DeanJC420
    Mar 31, 2024
    Older people remember well that, any car trip on most roads meant a windshield/grill covered in bugs crushed by impact. Today this no longer happens in the same way. Where did the insects go?
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Jul 9, 2023
    LOOOOOOOL
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Jul 31, 2024
    Omg people on TikTok are freaking out that Charlie XCX does drugs. The first lyric of 365 is “bumpin that” (x8) what did you THINK she was bumping? PURSES????
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    May 31, 2024
    So we’re just openly being racist now?
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    poppy 🦋
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    May 29, 2024
    “name an attractive indian person”
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Jan 31, 2024
    How I think I look in the club when the strobe lights come on:
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    Adele
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    Jan 30, 2024
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    JOSEFF C
    @JoseffCookz
    Jul 27, 2021
    Not the car horn 😭
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