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Josie Long
@JosieLong
Free Palestine. I’m a very good comedian. I co-founded @artsemergency. I like being outdoors, I love my family. I have adhd. Buy my book of short stories.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Feb 21
    I don't really use this account anymore, but you can follow me on instagram, or i will probably start a substack, and i will always be up to something so please do look out for it if you like my stuff. If you don't, dont think about me.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Jul 5, 2024
    It is so so funny that they got fewer votes than corbyn
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Mar 19, 2025
    “They’ll be more left wing when they get in” you fucking clowns
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    barney farmer
    @barneyfarmer
    Mar 18, 2025
    Can’t afford to do an unpaid internship? Get in the trench.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Jul 12, 2024
    i hate wes streeting more than i hate starmer, which is impressive on his part.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Oct 4, 2024
    Starmer is worse than even I thought he would be; I can’t overstate how low my opinion of him and expectations for him were.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Oct 1, 2024
    Horseshoe theory is the stupidest shit on the planet. You drew a picture and wrote the words on it, and that’s the entire argument. If you use it ill draw a picture of a pig and write your name on its forehead. That’s pig theory, baby.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    May 14, 2025
    lol i fucking begged you not to vote for starmer as labour leader
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Oct 29, 2024
    People fucking did and his faction did everything they could to make sure it didn’t happen
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    LabourList
    @LabourList
    Oct 28, 2024
    Replying to @LabourList
    Starmer throws down the gauntlet to the opposition: 'If people want to criticize the path we choose, that's their prerogative, but let them spell out a different direction.'
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Dec 21, 2024
    I’m thinking of running as an MP so I can lose and get into the House of Lords.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Dec 11, 2024
    Even truer today than ever. Fuck him, fuck transphobia, love to trans people every single day.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Jul 12, 2024
    i hate wes streeting more than i hate starmer, which is impressive on his part.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Sep 15, 2024
    Again this feeling of relief that the truth is true: they did sabotage us. But alongside it such sadness and frustration: that now these wanks have power and will use it for austerity and privatisation.
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    The Observer
    @ObserverUK
    Sep 14, 2024
    ‘Corbyn had flown too close to the sun’: how Labour insiders battled the left and plotted the party’s path back to power theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Oct 9, 2024
    i don't want ai, or data centres, using extra fucking power and water. i want a liveable fucking planet, jesus christ, it is maddening.
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Oct 19, 2024
    oh no but who will lie about planting trees if he leaves
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    Sky News
    @SkyNews
    Oct 18, 2024
    Entrepreneurs will abandon UK if capital gains tax increases, BrewDog founder warns trib.al/ZlmtSc4
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    Josie Long
    @JosieLong
    Aug 5, 2024
    For nine months the press has deliberately misrepresented peaceful marches for palestine as hate marches, particularly painting muslims as terrorist sympathisers. That will have also fed into what is happening now.
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