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Going to start compiling the silly usernames I see in Apex
Congrats Glitter Boobs, you're the first
Jess
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Jess
@JustJesscaa
I pretend like I know what I'm doing, it's gotten me this far.
Joined April 2017
- Forever convinced that Capital G "Gamers" just don't like women, in any capacity. Every single one of these women is attractive???These are "ugly" women according to Twitter... Y'all need to stop watching porn, it's messing with your heads 😭
- Replying to @javierabegazoI would have talked so much longer out of spite, make them bring out the shepards crook and drag me off stage
- Replying to @Bedroom_Bun and @externaljew"JuSt BuY PoCkEtS" Where? Tell me fucking where Are YOU manufacturing them? Where are you hiding the pockets
- Finally brave enough to do the side shave I've wanted since I was 14
Hmm what is Jess doing 👀 - Had a dream that @Wendigoon8 convinced me to look for the Rougarou with him, but he just brought me here and said "we have Rougarou at home" and then left me at the zoo
- Literally 5/6 did the work... the 6th CHANGED OUR WHOLE POWERPOINT 2HRS BEFORE CLASS AND MAKE IT LOOK AWFUL, and STILL didn't do her part Yes I dragged her in front of the whole class for ruining all the work we put into it for weeks prior
- Replying to @piercethejaxx"when you're alt but also go to catholic school" - This is eerily similar to my own style as a young teenager lmfao
- Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind
Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind. - Replying to @SuperSenorSnuggAll that tells me is that the IRL models are also undeniably attractive? Less attractive than super hot is still attractive my man, this isn't the take you think it is
- Replying to @vivaciousvandalThis!! because finding shoes in larger sizes that are actually nice looking is so hard. I worked in a shoe store for 7 years and I always got so happy when I was able to help customers who needed sizes outside of the norm. Ladies sizes above a 10 and Men's below a 7 are rare af
- I will not eat the whole bag I will not eat the whole bag I will not eat the whole bag I will not eat the whole bag
