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πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
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πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
@KLobstar
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Boston, MA
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    May 16, 2025
    LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Oct 1, 2024
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    Play That Pop
    @PlayThatPop
    Sep 25, 2024
    What is the most iconic mirror selfie ever ?
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Feb 8, 2025
    I didn’t get enough time to make him a lasagna before it was time to go, but he got one more car ride and some tacos 13 years is a pretty good run, bud
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Dec 27, 2021
    THIS DOG ATE HALF THE LASAGNA
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Jan 18, 2025
    my kid wrote me a note, I don’t understand it but everyone else in my house is laughing at it
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Nov 10, 2024
    I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Jan 15, 2025
    this is one of the funniest images I have ever seen
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Jan 1, 2021
    gonna air fry a hotdog for 120 minutes and see what happens
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Jun 14, 2021
    incredible meme, absolutely top tier and you heathens won’t accept it
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Feb 17, 2024
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    binp
    @the_binp
    Feb 17, 2024
    i'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Aug 31, 2022
    the new VR Mario Kart is intense
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Jan 1, 2022
    gonna air fry a Big Mac for 120 minutes and see what happens
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Dec 27, 2021
    THIS DOG ATE HALF THE LASAGNA
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    @KLobstar
    Apr 18, 2023
    lol
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    Gavin Mayo
    @EarnMayo
    Apr 17, 2023
    I spent $7000 on a lighter today. We are not the same
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    πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
    @KLobstar
    Aug 7, 2024
    once a middle aged man has reached the title of β€œcoach” he cannot and will not respond to anything else
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    Elex Michaelson
    @Elex_Michaelson
    Aug 6, 2024
    Of all Walz’s titles, it’s interesting VP Harris keeps referring to him as β€œCoach” instead of β€œGovernor”
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