Yesterday our Ticketmaster computer freaked out and coughed out two abstract tickets and one ticket to see Norm Macdonald in Anaheim in 2011
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- The copy he sent to our theater is laminated and I keep it on my deskmy favorite lynch moment isnāt a film scene but a memo to the projectionists for mulholland drive. caps lock type juxtaposed with a gentle tone, visual illustration for clarity, perfect use of red, and a very saucy signature as the cherry on top. graphic design masterclass
- When I was a teen watching SNL I noticed Maya Rudolph was ALWAYS PREGNANT for like, years. So I finally googled who kept knocking her up and was like āoh the director from Boogie Nightsā and that was the first time I read Paul Thomas Andersonās name.
- Amy Poehler has this amazing story in her memoir about how once she was doing this gross character in the writers room and Jimmy started squealing āew I donāt like it I donāt like itā and she got in his face and told him āI donāt give a fuck what you likeā šš16 former employees describe āTHE TONIGHT SHOWā as a āpretty glum atmosphereā where they were belittled & intimidated by their bosses, including Jimmy Fallon. Employees said they were afraid of Fallonās āoutburstsā & his erratic behavior. (Source: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-mā¦)
- Replying to @KaliebudNorm was only charging $30 which is pretty cool of him tbh
- A 14 year old girl just walked into the video store and yelled WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE ITS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A REDBOX
- I love this character so much, heās both written a book called Boner and is a gamer but is also learning Korean to translate his wifeās sleep babble š„ŗ so good
- Replying to @serpiculo20+ years and four kids! Pretty good for Hollywood
- Replying to @electrolemonWhat does she know WAY TOO MUCH about? Thereās gotta be something standing in the way of all this
- Comedy is now legal on Twitter, but you MUST declare it comedy first. You must say āthis is a joke, it is for laughing, it is a comedy joke, I am not seriousā, then it is okay, per free speech guidelines
- Him: you better not be a sexy little bag of popcorn when I get there Me:
- I still work there (I didnāt work there when he sent it) and found it when we went through some old stuff











