His mums gone on holiday so Iāve taken da week off coz he canāt go nursery when sheās on annual leaveā¦.but dat jus means fuckery ALL week and she gonna come back to a new child šš look how him ah laugh
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Kardo- Yardy Tarzan šÆš²š±šØ
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Kardo- Yardy Tarzan šÆš²š±šØ
@Kardo_sg
Joined June 2011
- My nephew accidentally added me to a Snapchat group wid his school friends & I saw āwhoās dis Kardo guyā āadding random guys in da chatā Dey started cooking me & I was removed š Iām bout to call my nephew right now tell him add me back im gonna cuss their mums am I a prick šš
- My daughter try challenge me to a race to rassā¦loser sleeps in da car šššš poor ting hope she got a blanket ššššš coz I ducked her šššš
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00:00 - Catch mumzy outside vibing I shudda sent her backside home šššš
00:00 - Just got a phone call āhello sir Iām calling from EE your network provider..ā ME āfuck off man Iām not wid EEā Man on the phone āno you fuck off you prickā šššššššš fair enough man ššššš Now Iām just here bussin up
- Ppl putting their food opinions and we can get to datā¦.i wanna no what da rass she done to be gettin peppered like dat šššššwhats your food opinion that can end up like this?
- I bought my polish employee a green label magnum MONTHS ago told him slap 2 of those u will fuck ur mrs like a trooper to bloodclart jokinglyā¦he jus called me like 10 mins ago saying ābloodclart I fucked my mrs good very good bloodclart manā šššššš Iām in tearsšššš
- Oh absolutelyā¦.thing is my discipline aināt set up like disā¦my ting wudda rise up and now Iām doin pointless hip movements jus so u can feel Di suttumā¦next ting u no iPad is onda floor somewhere and headboard is gettin shell outGoodnight šš“š¤
00:00 - Donny saw my car & asked what I do, I told him & then he sed heās an engineer & do I have vacancies I sed Yh send ur CV, Convo continues & heās telling me bout some woman he thinks is buff & he wants, he describes the womanā¦itās my mumš Congrats bro ur working night shift now
- Real supermalt lovers look at da bottle after they have sipped in disbelief dat 1 day some genius managed to create this special drink #Supermalt
00:00 - The day someone crashes into me coz they were driving and doin balloonsā¦if we both aliveā¦fuck insurance fuck sayin sorry fuck taking details just get out da car and get ready to defend urselfā¦put ur hands up immediately coz im 100% swingingAfter the crash yesterday some Asians STILL havenāt learnt the consequences of driving whilst doing balloons š¤¦š½āāļøš
00:00 - I donāt mind splitting the bill in general ā¦. BUT Anyone who sees dis bill and suggest the person who spent Ā£21 to split Ā£1241 equally is absolutely out of order ššššYou only ordered what's highlighted, but the table is saying to split the bill evenly. What would you do? š
- Dem type ah whine mi likeā¦not all dis twerking foolishnessGod, it is me again, your humble child š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
00:00 - Miss? Psshhh once dey see his 1st touch, dat stadium gonna start belting out monkey noises
