My baby when I hand him to the nanny
That ain’t Kate….
Kate Chastain
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Kate Chastain
@Kate_Chastain
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Joined June 2014
- She by sheree has cut ties with Kanye
- For the record, the only thing this handsome guy has in common with any chef is the tendency to get emotional around meal times
- I’ve unfortunately learned the hard way that when someone becomes violent the safest thing to do is remove yourself from the situation as it will most likely happen again. Ashton’s behavior was scary & I didnt feel like anyone was acknowledging that so I had to leave #belowDeck
- Ariana has landed a role on a lifetime movie. Jax Taylor is having a redemption moment. James Kennedy is a moral compass and voice of reason. Kristen Doute has #PumpRules screen time again. #scandoval was SEISMIC
- In a last minute change of @BravoTV scheduling this evening, part 2 of the #Belowdeck reunion has been canceled and in it’s place, Ashton is giving a TED Talk. Thank you for coming to his TED Talk.
- Ariana & I are from the same town so I ran into her and Tom at a bar at Thanksgiving. It was only my 1st season of BD so I guess I wasn’t “cool enough” b/c a mutual friend introduced us & Tom Sandoval ignored me. he was too busy fixing his hair in a mirror on the wall #PumpRules
- Passive aggressive post breakup sponsored posts is my new favorite sport
- Ashley which is worse? Seeing your behavior on #SouthernCharm? Or The fact that your behavior alone revealed what a true lady Kathryn is.
- Due to recent safety concerns I am officially announcing I am self quarantined. That means I will be staying home, embracing being anti social and having all life items delivered. So basically nothing’s changed.
- I’m not saying the last 6 months are giving me apocalypse vibes...... but if in the next couple of weeks there’s another record breaking natural disaster, or rampant deadly plague spreading throughout humanity, I’m probably going to stop giving a shit about my credit score.
- You guys that wasn’t even me who threw the pants on the floor on last nights #BelowDeck. It was my alter ego SmashKate. So that means it’s okay. 🤷♀️
- I’ve lived in Manhattan for exactly 6 weeks now and still haven’t made out with Harry Dubin so clearly I need to step my game up #RHONY
- I’ve never said this about anyone before but you know what Ashton? You’re right. I’ve decided I actually do think I’m better than you #BelowDeck
