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Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
@KellyScaletta
I block stupid people. YouTube: youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Elgin, TX
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Jun 9
    Addressing these statistical claims about the California election.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Jan 29, 2025
    If you change the name of something like "Gulf of Mexico," everyone will use the new name. Just ask anyone on Twitter.
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    @KellyScaletta
    Aug 16, 2024
    They just aren't very smart.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Nov 6, 2024
    He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Apr 16, 2025
    This is Trump's concentration camp. Let's start using words that describe what it is.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Feb 12, 2025
    Whoever did this is a genius.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Jun 6, 2022
    Kyle Rittenhouse: I'm going to Texas A&M. Texas A&M: No you're not.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Nov 7, 2024
    They literally voted for tariffs to lower inflation. That's how fucking dumb they are.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Sep 19, 2025
    Don't boycott Disney. They won't give a fuck. Boycott their advertisers. THEY will give a fuck. And when THEY start pulling ads, Disney will give a fuck.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Aug 29, 2024
    So let me get this straight, the biracial middle class girl is the elitist and the guy who inherited $600 million is the blue collar dude?
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Apr 22, 2025
    Auschwitz was not a single camp. It was 40 camps...in Poland. Hitler sent people to die in foreign prisons without a trial. Do you get why we call you nazis now?
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Feb 27, 2025
    The reason the Epstein Files are being kept from the public is that Donald Trump raped little girls.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Oct 16, 2024
    "I want to tell the women of Texas that when Ted Cruz says he's pro life, he doesn't mean yours." --Collin Allred.
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    Machine Pun Kelly πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
    @KellyScaletta
    Sep 20, 2025
    If Charlie Kirk didn't want to be remembered as a racist dickhead, he shouldn't have been a racist dickhead.
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