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Khairy Creek
@KhairyCreek
Standup Comedian| cohost of @2blkDadsPodcast | Writer| booking [email protected]
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Dec 9, 2024
    Should’ve went to Waffle House, they would’ve shot at the police for him
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    Pop Crave
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    Dec 9, 2024
    UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect identified as Luigi Mangione, a 26-year-old former Ivy League student. He was taken into custody this morning at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s and caught with a manifesto that appeared to list grievances with the healthcare industry - he has not
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    Khairy Creek
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    Jun 8, 2020
    Lmao why do white people automatically think they’re in charge when the police aren’t around?
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Jul 14, 2021
    Packed my daughter lunch for Daycare 🥰
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    Khairy Creek
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    Dec 31, 2019
    Me explaining to my girl that if she shuts up and actually pays attention to the movie Then she can figure out what’s going on instead of asking me so many questions x.com/MomoMaicon/sta…
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Feb 21, 2024
    My daughter said all the kids were in school talking about whose dad would win in a race. She said that they all agreed to ask their dads to be in the race. I asked why she didn’t ask me to race. She looked at me. She looked at my stomach. Then we drove home in silence
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Jun 15, 2023
    White people think anybody meeting in groups without telling them is suspicious
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    CNN
    @CNN
    Jun 14, 2023
    Around 30 killer whales were spotted in Monterey Bay over weekend -- with no clear explanation why so many had gathered.
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Apr 9, 2025
    Tariffs got Apple moving like Franklin Saint
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    Dexerto
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    Apr 8, 2025
    Apple reportedly flew in 5 planes full of iPhones into the U.S. to avoid tariffs
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    Khairy Creek
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    Apr 8, 2021
    Sneaky links sound like sausages you hide in your pocket
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Apr 18, 2024
    Got up to grab her some breakfast before she woke up This is what she texts me while I’m in line for her food 😭😂
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    May 20, 2023
    Whoever made these need to be charge of all black people wax figures from now on
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    philip lewis
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    May 20, 2023
    Megan Thee Stallion poses with her new wax figures at Madame Tussauds:
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Sep 27, 2021
    Me leaving her house cause I suck toes
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Dec 29, 2019
    Baltimore niggas when the police coming down the street And they dirtbike won’t start x.com/Donn_Knee/stat…
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    Mar 20, 2020
    Black people watching the United States spend trillions on bailouts for the Corona Virus After the JUST said they were to broke to pay reparations for Slavery x.com/Lonerboyizzy/s…
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    Khairy Creek
    @KhairyCreek
    May 10, 2022
    Gunna saying bye to the rest of YSL as he heads to the interrogation room x.com/OVOLakeShow/st…