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Kevyo
@Kmort22
New York, NY
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Feb 2, 2024
    When the pub has a setup like this you know the Banter with the fellas is gonna be unreal
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    @Kmort22
    Jun 18, 2024
    No we have the dude bench, and we sit around and name random running backs for fun
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    @TheeOnly_Shadi
    Jun 17, 2024
    Male friendships last because they are based on hedonism, are low risk and lack depth. Most of them rely on alcohol to get together and tend to avoid any confrontations to keep things kumbaya but on the low, they actually hate each other and compete with one another.
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Jan 14, 2025
    Replying to @BrandonColon09
    This makes sense, I was guy 560 and she seemed really distracted
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Mar 25, 2018
    Replying to @YeetzTweetz
    *Uses portrait mode once* NYC✈️MIA✈️LA
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Jan 5, 2018
    Replying to @KFCBarstool
    Shoulda JJO’ed
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    May 20, 2019
    Replying to @KFCBarstool
    YO ITS YA BOY KFC AND WE COMIN AT YOU THIS WEEK WITH OPINIONS NO ONE CARE’S ABOUT FROM CRIMINALLY UNFUNNY PERSONALITIES. IM SUPER INSECURE ABOUT EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE AND ITS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FUEGO BOX
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    @Kmort22
    Aug 14, 2023
    Anheuser Busch only shot at recovering their brand is if they bring this can back
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Jul 27, 2016
    @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat The Brazzers do do do sound you made when Rachel said "lets get serious" is on Mt Rushmore of PMT moments
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Feb 3, 2024
    Replying to @Kmort22
    My favorite part of this is all the dudes rocking replying and quoting “holy shit I wanna be here for 8 hours with the lads naming running backs”
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Dec 27, 2024
    Replying to @Jack_Raines
    Timing it so you walk directly up to your gate as it’s boarding
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Mar 14, 2022
    Bad day to be your 3rd cheapest bottle of wine
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @incognitoStunna
    SEC doesn’t deserve oxygen
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    Kevyo
    @Kmort22
    Oct 6, 2023
    Omg you’re drinking a Guinness? That’s so filling!
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    @Kmort22
    Sep 25, 2020
    Very bodega thing that just happened is I put 12 pack of White Claw and 2 6’ers on the counter he rings it up and it’s $53.99 I go hey let me take one back I only have $50 (cash only). He just takes 2 beers off one of the 6’ers and rings it up as $49.99

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