Kate Knibbs 🏄🏻♀️
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Kate Knibbs 🏄🏻♀️
@Knibbs
senior writer at Wired 🦐 Story tips: kate_knibbs@wired.com (or DM me for Signal/WhatsApp!) extremeknibbs on Insta/Threads and @knibbs.bsky.social
- Here’s a supply chain issue… I ran out of fucks to give!!!!!!!!
- When your kid really really loves one specific song from Moana
- got rejected by the "george r.r. martin summer writing workshop" at northwestern, which is sad, but the rejection notice came way past deadline, fully over a month later than they originally claimed, which is objectively very funny
- SCOOP: Some of the DOGE staffers are drawing salaries from the agencies they are cutting. We got some new details:
- I thought the whole “cats can have a little salami” meme was a quote from the Irishman and I just sat thu 3 1/2 hours of a movie waiting for them to say “cats can have a little salami”
- a great socially distanced activity would be to get picked up by a forklift and gently lowered into a vast cranberry bog
- if aoc isn't ready to run soon i think the dems should go all-on on the big boys. imagine a fetterman/pritzker ballot
- MY potato head has a DICK and BALLS
- If you look at Acronym's "About" page today it says "we invested in Shadow" but if you look at the Wayback Machine from last month it's "we launched Shadow"
- As someone who has lived in both NYC (7 yrs in Brooklyn) and Chicago (cumulative total of 21 years, all south side) I am sorry to say that if you find Chicago “miserable” it’s a skill issueHi, I’m a NYer who lived in Chicago for 2 yrs. It has its charms but I found it mostly miserable: the winters, the measurably worse violent crime, the exceptional scale of segregation, the vast transit gaps, the monotonous suburban sprawl into farmland. It’s cheaper for a reason.
- crazy that Grimes and I were in the same Russian lit class in college and now she's pregnant w/ a billionaire weirdo's child and i'm in an LL Bean robe with the phrase "Cozy Time" stitched into the side. (yes...it cost extra)
