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KD$ign
@KnoxEndemic
Everyman drinking coffee and musing about life, work, cooking, music, and more / Former host of the now infamous midnight jazz hour on KDFM
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Joined November 2016
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    KD$ign
    @KnoxEndemic
    Dec 16, 2020
    Sometimes you crack yourself up with your own tweet but it doesn’t land. That’s ok it’s not for you it’s for me!
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    KD$ign
    @KnoxEndemic
    Jul 10, 2024
    Replying to @J37746526
    The evidence looks clear to me 🤷‍♂️
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    Dec 4, 2023
    You’re both genetic dead ends congrats
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    @KnoxEndemic
    Jan 1, 2024
    Replying to @ouroboros_outis
    You sir win the internet today 🤣
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    Jul 29, 2022
    She really reported my ass to HR for heart reacting on teams 😭💀
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    KD$ign
    @KnoxEndemic
    Jul 30, 2025
    Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was going to the movies. Walked up to the ticket counter, bought my ticket, and tried to bring in my own snacks. Expected them to be fine with it. Instead, they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes explaining I
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    Aug 12, 2024
    Replying to @JustinWhang
    Nah but imagine how good it tastes when it’s also revenge for it attacking you 😈
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    KD$ign
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    Dec 20, 2023
    There’s a whole phenomenon on TikTok of young people who self-claim they are now functionally retarded from hitting too many homebrew concentrated thc pens during the pandemic They call it the cartdemic
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    KD$ign
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    Sep 20, 2022
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    @KnoxEndemic
    Nov 17, 2023
    how US history what actuaIly is taught happened
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    KD$ign
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    Apr 13, 2023
    Replying to @nikkistorm08 and @MichaelMatteoRo
    Can’t believe people are saying Christopher and Adriana (who both earned their fate) when the only character who didn’t earn their untimely and brutal death was Pie-O-My
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    Sep 11, 2023
    I don’t want to hear a word about “functional strength” unless you can do this
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    KD$ign
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    Jan 2, 2025
    Replying to @coldhealing
    Not a single good fit in the entire vid smh
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    KD$ign
    @KnoxEndemic
    Aug 12, 2024
    Replying to @leamaric
    Great Depression mindset, many grandparents/great-grandparents remember having no food or anything for a period and cargo culted the mindset to children
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